Chubby

Jenny's date she considered obese.
For his dick she searched in every crease.
When she could find no trace,
She just sat on his face.
Leaving him to find his own release.

From the Date Series.

Seeking Jenny

If I lost her my life would be bleaker.
All over the world I would seek her.
Jenny's so near perfection.
She gets all my affection.
If only she would let me Greek her.

From the Anal Series.

Pro Preference

Speaking of sex, one thing is for sure:
For my doldrums you've offered a cure.
Your unique expertise,
On your back or your knees,
Future partners will seem amateur.

Simple Needs

I want someone to appreciate me.
Not to chastise, harangue or berate me.
I don't care much about looks,
Or if she cleans, sews or cooks.
As long as each day she'll fellate me.

Explorer

Jenny knows I'd do anything for her.
Even become an Antarctic explorer.
I'd race to the South Pole,
Bring it back to her whole.
All to show just how much I adore her.

Christmas: The Greatest Gift

On Christmas morning, under the tree
There's just one thing that I want to see:
Jenny, draped in fine furs,
Saying, "Honey, I'm all yours!"
The greatest gift there could ever be.

Christmas Eve

Down the lane we hear carolers' hums.
As we sleep, dreaming of sugarplums.
Santa's destinations are many.
But when he stops to see Jenny,
It won't be down the chimney he comes.

Mentally Challenged

Since the very first day I met you, kid,
Thinking of you has rendered me stupid.
I have no concentration
Beyond our assignations.
I blame that little pink bastard Cupid.

Smokin'

When I say Jenny's body is smokin'
You have to know that I'm not jokin'
I feel flames of desire,
Like a four-alarm fire,
When it's her tight hot pussy I'm pokin'

Brown

Jenny's nails have been polished dark brown.
Somber shades usually cause me to frown.
But my mood has to lighten,
When her grip starts to tighten.
And I love to watch when she goes down.

From the Nails Series.

Jealous

When I read your reviews I get jealous.
Thinking of you with those other fellas.
But I know it's your job,
So I won't be a snob.
My love for you makes me overzealous.

Stunning

Darling Jenny's so gorgeous and stunning,
To see her I gladly go running.
She's such a great beauty,
It's my pleasurable duty,
To give her the lingus that's cunning.

Inspires

On this day all I want is to write,
Of dear Jenny, my earthly delight.
I'm so under her spell,
My thoughts constantly dwell,
On the joy I feel when she's in sight.

So sexy poem after poem I will pen.
Counting minutes 'till I see her again.
Recounting the stories,
Of our past bedroom glories.
And the love I feel for my precious friend.

Bodybuilder

Jenny's muscular date loved to flex,
Showing off his biceps, abs and pecs.
His firm calves, glutes and thighs
Benefit from exercise.
It's a shame he was so bad at sex.

From the Date Series.

Pennies

To experience a great "friend with bennies"
The place you should be is at Jenny's.
Hurry, give her a ring.
And be sure that you bring,
A donation of 30,000 pennies.

Lip Smacking

The last time that I left Jenny's place,
I declined the chance to wash my face.
Had just spent my whole hour,
Licking her luscious flower.
And all day I recalled her sweet taste.

Quick

As I tug on my stiff, swollen dick,
Wet with lube, he's all shiny and slick.
He is primed to explode.
I expect a huge load.
Could you please jerk me off? I'll be quick!

Wages of Sin

What we're doing is called fornication.
Sex should only be for procreation.
The fact that we do it,
Is so wrong that -- oh, screw it!
It's been worth the eternal damnation.

Naïf

In the ways of sex I was naive.
Now in its greatest joys I believe.
In Jenny I did discover,
Such a wonderful lover.
With her, ecstacy we both achieve.

Gift Bag

My affection for Jenny is total.
I have many great tales anecdotal.
All she does feels so great.
I most appreciate
Her attention to everything scrotal.

New Delhi

Jenny's date was a chap from New Delhi.
As a gift he brought her mango jelly.
He loved when they would screw,
But at the end he withdrew.
Then he squirted hot cum on her belly.

From the Date Series.

The End

When Jenny decides to retire,
No longer my lover for hire,
I'll contact my heirs,
Arrange all my affairs,
And jump on a funeral pyre.

Academy Award

I love when I make Jenny squeal.
Though I'm sometimes unsure if it's real.
She might be a good actress.
Seems she's had lots of practice.
I'll admit how great it makes me feel.

Manicure

Dear Jenny it seems never fails,
To always have beautiful nails.
She knows just how much,
My cock loves their touch.
It's one of my fav'rite details.

From the Nails Series.

Cure All

If life's pressure sometimes derails you,
Erectile function repeatedly fails you.
There's a guaranteed cure.
It's foolproof, that's for sure.
Doctor Jenny can take care of what ails you.

If her cute face and hot body don't do it,
Wait 'till she kneels before you and goes to it.
If even that's not enough,
When you taste her sweet muff,
You can't help but get rock hard and screw it.

Cold

The beauteous Jenny, I'm told,
Has something that she's never sold.
So you'd be a nut,
Don't ask for her butt,
Or she'll put you right out in the cold.

From the Anal Series.

In Training

Darling Jenny is helping me practice.
So I learn what the right way to act is.
I have great confidence,
In her experience.
Knowing she's seen more pricks than a cactus.

Messy

When the time finally came for his pop, he
Squirted her face and made her all sloppy.
Though annoyed by the mess,
Jenny smiled nonetheless,
While his big dick went all soft and floppy.

From the Date Series.

Nipple Lust

When I think of your nipples I drool.
I'm a hopelessly breast-loving fool.
They're so pink and delicious.
My one fondest wish is,
To rub against them with my tool.

Wake-Up Call

I'd love to see you every morning.
I might just stop by without warning.
Just your kiss and a hug,
Picks me up like a drug.
My day then would never be boring.

Blue-Gray

Jenny's nails are a light bluish-gray.
Elegant in a chic, subtle way.
She took me in her grip,
Touched my cock to her lip,
My response was a hot liquid spray.

From the Nails Series.

Single Task

Just one item on today's agenda:
To kiss and lick your sweet pudenda.
You can give me some tips
On where to put my lips.
If I don't say I love it, I meant ta.

Forest

If Jenny was lost in the forest,
Her cries out for "Help!" would implore us.
And like a good scout,
I would seek her out.
So then I could lick her clitoris.

Jenny's Ideal Man

He is pleasant and charming and smart.
He's athletic with a very strong heart.
He is rich and good looking,
Loves to do all the cooking.
And vows they will never be apart.

His own eyebrows his long tongue can lick.
And he sports an eleven-inch dick.
Can keep it up for hours,
Then brings bouquets of flowers.
And he knows just what makes Jenny tick.

Condomania

Jenny's date brought condoms of his own.
Since his youth, ten full inches he'd grown.
His condoms were custom.
So large he can't bust 'em.
She stretched them to wrap his massive bone.

From the Date Series.

Festive Feast

I would like to have you for Thanksgiving.
Your tasty treats are my reason for living.
A luscious breast, lovely thigh.
For dessert: my favorite pie.
Dining with you is always uplifting.

Take Two

My cock gets so hard when I think,
Of your pussy so sweet and so pink.
I'll lick you and then,
I'll do it again.
And into my arms you will sink.

Gloss

Jenny's nails are a polished high gloss.
I'd pay for them, no matter the cost.
They glinted in the light,
She brought me such delight.
As I watched, with my cock Jenny flossed.

From the Nails Series.

Dining In

He said he preferred dining in,
As he nuzzled her taint with his chin.
Though some called him a wuss, he
Just loved eating pussy.
And right then he stuck his tongue in.

Solo Fantasy

When I take out my cock and start playing,
I imagine it's Jenny I'm laying.
Soon I'm out of my wits,
Visualizing her tits,
And then all over them I am spraying.

Time Off

Jenny works all the time: never knocks off.
She knows techniques that will knock your socks off.
Since she's the very best,
There's no time for her rest.
But she never fails to get my rocks off.

Haight

Jenny's date had a dick psychedelic.
This old hippie, he was quite a relic.
When she first sucked him dry,
His cum got her so high.
She felt strangely warm and quite angelic.

From the Date Series.

Present Tense

I'll buy Jenny a present from Gucci.
She's quite classy; not some little hoochie.
When I bring it to her,
Do my best to woo her.
Then I'll slip my tongue in her sweet coochie.

Banished

If I had to stop seeing your face,
Could not fathom a worse fall from grace.
I would weep, wail and moan.
Faced with life all alone,
I would leap from a very high place.

Social Insecurity

One day when I'm feeble and old,
And sleeping outside in the cold.
All that time misbehaving.
I should have been saving.
But I've memories worth my weight in gold.

Buddha

Jenny's date was the incarnate Buddha.
Shockingly, he could not have been ruder.
Made gross comments and joked.
Yanked her head 'till she choked.
And he farted and belched while he screwed her.

From the Date Series.

Business

Jenny is so much fun when I lay her.
When she says, "Fuck me now!" I obey her.
She's the girl I adore.
But I fear she's a whore,
'Cause she only screws me when I pay her.

Bad Behavior

Dear Jenny has me all confused.
Other women I meet aren't amused.
I say, "Nice to meet you!"
Then, "May I please I eat you?"
My face is all battered and bruised.

Glowing

Jenny laughs, claims it was on a lark.
Tonight Jenny's nails glow in the dark.
So we turned out the lights,
Watched new stroking delights.
It added a sensuous new spark.

From the Nails Series.

In Flight

As I sit on this long, boring flight,
I recall the joys of our last night.
My focused concentration,
Has caused penile inflation.
My seatmate shook her head, "That's not right..."

Obstructed

Please excuse my vociferous rant.
Need to see you so bad -- but I can't.
Many things are obstructing
The time we could be fucking.
And my dick has sprung out of my pant.

Not Just Daylight

On this weekend we turn back the clock.
One more hour to play, sleep or talk.
Extra time she will manage,
And use to her advantage:
Jenny can entertain one more cock.

Feet

Jenny's date was in love with her feet.
A footjob was his favorite treat.
First he would lick her toes,
Then she'd don nylon hose.
For his pleasure this act was replete.

From the Date Series.

History

You've provided your dates so much glee,
You'll surely go down in history.
Happiness that you've shared,
Joys that can't be compared.
I'm so glad that you saved some for me!

First in Line

Oh, Jenny, please let me come first.
I feel my poor balls just might burst.
All these weeks I've been saving,
Give me what I've been craving,
And let my sweet cum quench your thirst.

Math

It's so worth it: an hour at Jenny's,
Will set you back fifteen twenties.
But you'll incur her wrath,
Being cute with your math.
You don't dare bring her 30,000 pennies.

Polling Place

Today we have midterm elections.
Voters making their ballot selections.
Another kind of polling
That dear Jenny's extolling:
Many guys bringing her their erections.

Multilingual

It might take me a couple of weeks,
To try the languages that Jenny speaks.
French, Italian and Russian...
But not up for discussion:
She refuses to converse with the Greeks.

From the Anal Series.

Hallowe'en

On this day when the spooks come a-calling,
So deep in love with you I am falling.
When they cry, "Treat or Trick"
Think of me and my dick.
I just wish we were together, balling.

Performance Art

I love the ways Jenny performs.
She breaks all society's norms.
She is lusty, profane,
Playful and never tame.
It's my lucky heart that she warms.

Fromage

Jenny's date, when he came, smelled like cheese.
First she feared it might be some disease.
He said it was his diet,
And suggested she try it.
She'll admit the thought caused her unease.

We know Jenny always aims to please.
So she dutifully got on her knees.
To provide Jenny's snack, her
Date came on a cracker.
He tasted like the finest of Bries.

From the Date Series.

Quote

Said Jenny as I licked her clean,
"Not wanting to sound too obscene,
I love when you eat me.
In fact, you complete me.
Just like in that cute movie scene."

Preoccupied

Jenny is on my mind every second.
Far more pleasure than I could have reckoned.
Thoughts of her warm delights,
Fill my days and my nights.
Like a Siren, my heart she has beckoned.

Polka Dots

Jenny's smile beams like ten thousand watts,
And her nails are adorned with white spots.
We were having such fun,
As she stroked my love gun,
That I fired off six gooey shots.

From the Nails Series.

Overwhelmed

Overwhelmed by the work I must do.
All I want is to be there with you.
Many things are outstanding.
Everyone's so demanding.
Can we please just get naked and screw?

GFE

Looking for an amazing GFE?
Then Jenny's the one you should see.
There's a pleasant surprise,
In those beautiful eyes.
And all for a reasonable fee.

Photo Finish

Right now I have a very hard dick.
I was tempted to send you a pic.
You get me so excited!
But to send, uninvited...
I'm afraid you would think that was sick.

Rich

Jenny's last date was not at all nice.
Downright nasty, in fact, cold as ice.
He'd command, "Suck me, bitch!"
But he was filthy rich.
Paying ten times her usual price.

From the Date Series.

Favorite Memory

I picture her kneeling before me.
It's my favorite thing she does for me.
My stiff cock is throbbing,
As her lovely head's bobbing.
And her talented tongue does explore me.

Holdout

I'm trying hard today not to think,
Of your parts that are luscious and pink.
My dick gets too excited,
Knowing we'll be reunited,
I may have to jerk off in the sink.

Lap

When dear Jenny sat nude on my lap, sure
Was a moment I would like to capture.
I fit in her so tightly.
Can we please do it nightly?
The sensation was honestly rapture.

Discover

For a gift of just 30,000 pennies,
You can savor the delights that are Jenny's.
In that pleasurable hour,
You'll discover her power,
And her fine sensual skills, which are many.

Appetizer

Dear Jenny's so cute and petite.
A delicate flavorful treat.
She provides what I'm lacking.
Just right for light snacking.
When I want something yummy to eat.

Full-Body Experience

It's as though my poor brain is on fire.
You've filled up my heart with desire.
Other parts of my body,
Just want to be naughty.
Such are these lusty thoughts you inspire.

Life-Changing

Jenny's date had diplomatic immunity.
He did terrible things with impunity.
She so pleasured him orally,
Made him positive morally,
He's now a pillar of the community.

From the Date Series.

Break Time

I'm in desperate need of a break.
Jenny's talents I desire to partake.
So much stress to diminish.
Might take hours just to finish.
I wonder how much she can take...

Clone

Seeking new ways to give her a thrill, he
Gave dear Jenny a clone of his willy.
She kept it on a shelf,
Then would pleasure herself.
Though at first she'll admit it felt silly.

Red Metallic

Jenny's nails are a red that's metallic.
Looks so hot when she grips something phallic.
They shimmer and shine,
And when she's stroking mine,
I will write "Here I come!" in italic.

From the Nails Series.

Discretion

Our arrangement is quite confidential.
She gives me treatment preferential.
We are very discrete,
At her love nest we meet.
Seeing her frequently is essential.

My New Toy

Bought a new masturbation device.
The soft squishy tunnel feels nice.
But the lips can't compare,
To Jenny's luscious pair.
Thinking of her just made me come twice.

Overnight Sensation

This morning I found with delight,
My cock grew a foot overnight.
It hangs down to my knees.
Jenny will be so pleased.
Though at first it may give her a fright.

Banker

Jenny's date was a banker named Saul.
When they fucked, he couldn't last long at all.
When one time he pulled out,
As Jenny started to shout,
She penalized him for early withdrawal.

From the Date Series.

Grooming

Lovely Jenny takes excellent care,
Of her face, body, nails and hair.
But my most favorite part,
Is the femme-scaping art,
At the spot where I kiss her down there.

Fiscal Responsibility

I'm trying to be on a sex budget.
My wife, if she knew, would begrudge it.
Thinking of Jenny's talents,
Sends my spreadsheet out of balance.
So I seek clever ways I can fudge it.

Copper

Jenny's nails shine like well-polished copper
As she strokes my soft dick; couldn't stop her.
When she gets me erect.
Then our parts will connect.
I'll look down with true love from atop her.

From the Nails Series.

Literary Critic

Jenny tells me that I'm a great writer.
I'm flattered and never would spite her.
I feel like a genius,
When she's kissing my penis.
To hear her praise makes my life brighter.

Nonpareil

My beautiful Jenny's a sweet gal.
She got me off once, then a sequel!
She makes me so hard,
For life I am scarred.
There's none in the world who's her equal.

Nipple Lust

When I think of your nipples I drool.
I'm a hopelessly breast-loving fool.
They're so pink and delicious.
My one fondest wish is,
To rub against them with my tool.

Value Seeker

Jenny's date was both cheap and quite sleazy.
Walked right in and jerked off: so damn cheesy!
He declared, "At this price,
I expect to come twice.
Why should you have the one that is easy?"

From the Date Series.

Demanding

When Jenny said "Give me your wiener!"
'Twas the horniest I'd ever seen her.
I had licked her so nicely,
And got her off twicely.
That really enhanced her demeanor.

Elf

Dear Jenny's my sweet little elf.
So petite she could sit on a shelf.
While up there she'll recline,
On her pussy I'll dine.
Then I could keep her all to myself.

Red Shade

The red shade of Jenny's nails I can't name.
Around her clit they formed a perfect frame.
She held her lips apart,
I practiced my oral art.
She cried out, "Oh, my love!" as she came.

From the Nails Series.

Don't Miss

Jenny is a treat not to be missed.
When you kiss her, you'll know you've been kissed.
The thing you'll discover,
Is that when you love her,
Her hot pussy is tight as a fist.

Doll

I've found you to be such a doll, oh,
To ends of the earth I would follow.
To hug and to kiss,
Is such heavenly bliss.
And I think it's so hot when you swallow!

Muse

My sweet muse is a ravishing blonde.
It's as though she waved her magic wand.
It's not just the great sex,
That brings on these effects.
It's her spirit of which I'm so fond.

Long and Lean

Jenny's date loved her sexy embraces.
When he dropped his pants, though, she made faces.
He's very long and quite skinny.
But when he slid that dick in, he
Touched her in all those hard-to-reach places.

From the Date Series.

Little Brain

My dick has a mind of his own.
You're the best lover he's ever known.
If he had his own way,
You'd touch him every day.
It's a good thing he can't dial the phone.

Magic Kingdom

To the world it was quite a surprise.
Disneyland now takes the second prize.
I've found pleasure and mirth,
The new Happiest Place on Earth:
That lovely spot between Jenny's thighs.

Red

I think Jenny's messing with my head.
Her lovely nails are now fiery red.
When she knelt down to touch me,
It was already too much, we
Didn't even make it onto the bed.

From the Nails Series.

Lotus

I wish Jenny would sit on my lap.
Snare my cock in her perfect pink trap.
To the clouds this will float us,
As we experience the Lotus.
That would make me the happiest chap.

Nocturnal Emission

I thought of dear Jenny all night.
Her sweet kiss and pussy so tight.
My dream was so deep,
That I came in my sleep.
It gave my poor wife such a fright!

Dancer

Jenny's date was a dancer named Todd.
Very fit, with a well-muscled bod.
When he knelt on the ground,
His long dick, Jenny found,
Made him look like a human tripod.

From the Date Series.

Inflation

I won't jerk off for several weeks.
Disregard my libidinous peaks.
When I see Jenny, of course,
I will come with such force,
It will certainly puff out her cheeks.

Concert

We enjoyed a great concert last week.
It's Jenny's favorite pop stars we seek.
Staples, Gibson, The Pond:
Of these venues she's fond.
But she won't go with me to the Greek.

From the Anal Series.

Mauve

Jenny's nails were a soft shade of mauve.
At first glance they seemed terribly suave.
Her choice I truly praised,
My skin she gently grazed.
It's a hue that I'm very fond of.

From the Nails Series.

All In

Oh, Jenny, I love to fuck your face.
You tell me that you like the taste.
Keep it going, don't stop.
'Till you get every drop.
Don't let any of me go to waste.

Curiosity

I confess that I'm intensely curious,
Why your pussy is so posh and luxurious.
I do so much adore it.
Want some time to explore it.
To be away from it just makes me furious.

Immediacy

Wish I was with you now - right this minute.
An excuse to leave work: how to spin it?
My objective of this is,
To give your pussy wet kisses.
Then to slide my ecstatic cock in it.

Defrocked

Jenny's date was at one time a priest.
That did not bother her in the least.
He still found it appealing,
When dear Jenny was kneeling.
Her communion was a hot liquid feast.

From the Date Series.

Last Wish

For last wishes, I don't have too many.
Life has been very full; I've had plenty.
But if push came to shove,
It's my last chance to love,
I would want one more hour with Jenny.

Sports Nut

I love to play all kinds of sports.
On diamonds, in pools and on courts.
But my favorite pastimes,
That inspire my rhymes,
All start with your hand in my shorts.

Ochre

Jenny's nails are a mischievous ochre.
Lovely orange, not at all mediocre.
My soft dick she caresses,
Freeing me of my stresses.
And when she gets me hard then I'll poke her.

From the Nails Series.

Labor Day Celebration

On this day that we celebrate Labor,
Jenny knocked on the door of her neighbor.
His hard work she would honor,
By letting him lie upon her.
It was a favor her neighbor would savor.

Slowly

I'll walk through the door and quickly seize you.
On your bed, my soft kisses will tease you.
Here a touch, there a lick.
And a new, secret trick...
So many ways that I want to please you.

Small Prayer

Please, Dear Lord, could I have one more inch?
You're all-powerful; should be a cinch.
My Jenny would enjoy,
A larger male toy.
It would please her so much when we clinch.

If there's anything, Lord, I can do,
To earn this little favor from you.
Go to church? Do good deeds?
To fulfill Jenny's needs...
While you're at it, could you please make it two?

Out at First

Jenny's date got aroused at first glance,
Listened to her sweet talk of romance.
Quickly: think of baseball!
Didn't help him at all...
He came as she took off his pants.

From the Date Series.

Chance the Gardener

I love playing in your lush garden.
Please say my trespasses you'll pardon.
Your lovely head on my pillow,
As I lick your pussy willow.
When I think of your tulips I harden.

Professional

She's so hot and yet very professional.
You admit lust every week in confessional.
You'll enjoy time with Jenny
Her delights you'll find many.
For her charms you may become obsessional.

Muy Caliente

Jenny's nails are a hot Salsa Red.
"Same shade as my new Beetle," she said.
She took me for a nice ride.
When we came back inside,
Couldn't wait to watch her give me head.

From the Nails Series.

Love Slave

For Jenny my head I would shave.
I want her to be my love slave.
There are so many charms,
To be found in her arms.
But it's her luscious pussy I crave.

Denied

No matter if I jump through hoops.
She has threatened to call in the troops.
Despite all I've tried,
Every time I'm denied.
Jenny won't let me poke where she poops.

From the Anal Series.

First In Line

Oh, Jenny, please let me come first.
I feel my poor balls just might burst.
All these weeks I've been saving,
Give me what I've been craving,
And let my sweet cum quench your thirst.

Pliable

Jenny's date had a dick that stayed soft.
Nothing she did could bring him aloft.
She sucked him long, slow and steady,
Slurped it up like spaghetti.
Even flaccid she still got him off.

From the Date Series.

Nip

It is one of my greatest delights,
To be in Jenny's mouth when she bites.
It sure doesn't hurt,
Makes me want to squirt.
Just one of many ways she excites.

Frequent

Since this morning three times I have spanked it.
I've stroked and I've pulled and I've yanked it.
Imagine her breasts so soft,
I can't keep my hands off.
I might have to throw out this blanket.

Black

Today Jenny's nails are jet black.
It looks like she is poised to attack.
She says it's quite stylish,
But for me, too Vampire-ish.
Can I have the French manicure back?

From the Nails Series.

Destination

When I kiss the inside of her thighs,
Where I'm headed is not a surprise.
Jenny guides me by hand.
When my lips finally land,
I feel like I have won a big prize.

Frozen

Time for me seems to be standing still.
As I prepare to drive over the hill.
It will be worth the waiting,
'Cause I know from our dating,
To be with you is always a thrill.

Good Place

You have put me in such a good place.
With your charm and your wit and your grace.
So much I would do for you,
Because I truly adore you.
Can I please come and kiss your sweet face?

Sailor

Jenny's date was a cook in the Navy.
Quite good looking, with hair dark and wavy.
He politely requests,
To always come on her breasts,
Basting them in his creamy white gravy.

From the Date Series.

All In

Oh, Jenny, I love to fuck your face.
You tell me that you like the taste.
Keep it going, don't stop.
'Till you get every drop.
Don't let any of me go to waste.

Wind Down

There's one thing that really relaxes.
After long days of work to pay taxes.
No computer or phone,
Just with Jenny alone,
Gently licking that place where she waxes.

Chartreuse

Jenny's nails are a vibrant chartreuse.
She knows how to put them to good use.
Brushing over my shaft,
Made me come. As she laughed,
I anointed her hands with my juice.

From the Nails Series.

Touch Memory

In my mind a sweet memory lingers:
Jenny touching my cock with her fingers.
Her smooth nails and soft skin,
Cause my permanent grin.
She's the best in the world of joy-bringers.

Inflation

I know I'm not very well hung.
But when Jenny applies her skilled tongue,
She makes my cock swell,
And I feel big as hell.
Just one reason her praises I've sung.

Swede

Jenny's date was a strapping blonde Swede.
He could come with incredible speed.
He was there just an hour,
And still had time to shower.
Yet - four condoms he filled with his seed.

From the Date Series.

Chance the Gardener

I love playing in your lush garden.
Please say my trespasses you'll pardon.
Your lovely head on my pillow,
As I lick your pussy willow.
When I think of your tulips I harden.

Birthday Wish

On this day as I turn fifty-four,
I can't wait to walk through Jenny's door.
If she'll blow out my candle,
I'll give her all she can handle.
That's the one thing I truly wish for!

Proud

I would certainly be very proud,

To be with Jenny out in a crowd.

Though I clearly prefer,

To be alone with her,

Getting naked and sweaty and loud.

Crimson

Jenny's nails, freshly crimson, were cool.

They looked stunning as she gripped my tool.

Such an erotic vision.

She stroked me with precision.

Thinking of it right now makes me drool.

From the Nails Series

Chile Dip

I took Jenny to see Valparaiso.

For the trip she had just one proviso:

Every day we're in Chile,

She got to play with my willie.

Being with her makes my spirits rise so.

Looker

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My Queen

I would buy you a sumptuous palace.

Serve fine wines in a jeweled golden chalice.

I would treat you like royalty,

Swear my undying loyalty,

For the loving way you treat my phallus.

Pliable

Jenny's date had a dick that stayed soft.

Nothing she did could bring him aloft.

She sucked him long, slow and steady,

Slurped it up like spaghetti.

Even flaccid she still got him off.

From the Date Series.

Sharing

Yesterday when we did sixty-nine,

Your mouth on my cock felt so fine.

The best part, I proclaim,

When you called out my name.

For me, making you come is divine.

Lonely

I'm stroking my cock as I write.

Been thinking of Jenny all night.

I wish I was there now,

And she would take care... Wow!

My fist is all creamy and white.

Forest Green

Jenny's nails are a deep forest green.

It's the oddest shade I've ever seen.

It's like she stars in "Wicked".

But when she held my dick, it

Made me feel both aroused and serene.

From the Nails Series

Second Prize

Jenny licked her lips and closed her eyes.

She already earned one oral prize.

And though it seems doubtful

I'll give a second mouthful,

It's incredibly fun when she tries.

Too Long

It's been too many days since I've seen,

Jenny's pussy, so sweet and pristine.

Absence makes me quite surly,

So I will get there early.

And quickly go down on my queen.

Pressure Valve

When the pressure is too much to bear,

Think of stroking Jenny's soft golden hair.

Lying quietly, placid.

All my parts have gone flaccid.

And we both enjoy just being there.

Zip

Every time that my zipper unzips,
I think of Jenny's soft, luscious lips.
Then I can't zip it closed:
My dick's hard and exposed.
Which has caused several rude men's room quips.

At Great Lengths

Jenny's date was quite tall and so lean.

With the longest dick she'd ever seen.

Even at complete rest,

It reached up to his chest.

When they fucked, she felt it poke her spleen.

From the Date Series.

Ring Around the...

Last evening as I got undressed,

My thinking was not at its best.

My wife saw Jenny's lipstick

Still smeared on my dipstick.

Too embarassed to tell you the rest...

Hot Pink

Jenny's nails are a pink that's so hot.

She holds open her succulent twat.

Such a beautiful view,

That all I want to do:

Softly lick her in just the right spot.

From the Nails Series

Oral Agenda

Our playtime tomorrow will be,
An all-oral sex jamboree.
Lots of kissing, that's fine.
Then a long sixty-nine.
Delights we can enjoy equally.

I hope that it won't make you wary,
That I've planned our itinerary.
I adore your sweet face,
And the way that you taste.
As we lie on your bed making merry.

Vacation

An Epic Poem

The Proposition

During a visit one warm summer day,

I said, "Dear Jenny, let's get away.

We'll sail out to sea,

Just we two, you and me.

For two weeks we will frolic and play."

My Imagination

I pictured us both on a cruise.

Fine dining, great wine and choice booze.

Our days would be restful,

Evenings hot and zestful.

Each night I nestle in your warm cooze.

Every day we will sun by the pool.

Then you'll beg me to give you my tool.

To the suite we'll return.

The sheets later we'll burn.

They'll be stained with my cum, sweat and drool.

She Said Yes!

When Jenny agreed we'd vacation,

I could not contain my elation.

Lusty thoughts I'd reflected,

But could not have projected:

My love had her own expectation.

The Vacation Begins

Onboard ship, we went right to our suite.

My embrace lifted her off her feet.

I said, "Love, clear the decks.

Two weeks of non-stop sex!

This is going to be a real treat."

Jenny's smile quickly turned to a frown.

She took my hand and sat me down.

"I should have been clear.

I've misled you, I fear.

There will be no fooling around."

Jenny Explains

"You forget that sex is my career.

I do it each day of the year.

For this job to pay off,

There's never a day off.

Rest is all that I want when I'm here."

"In my job I work harder than you.

Day and night, I suck dick and I screw.

When I get a vacation,

In my situation,

Sex is the last thing I want to do."

"These two weeks will let me recharge.

Won't touch any cocks, small or large.

My outlook will brighten.

My pussy will tighten.

I'll be a new girl, by and large."

"We can't have sex - wouldn't be right.

I've got to keep my pussy tight.

It's my meal ticket.

I might let you lick it.

But not 'till our very last night."

"Please, dear, now don't feel dejected.

It may not be what you expected.

We'll still have a nice break.

Though your poor balls might ache.

At the end I'll be calm and collected."

My Reaction

This was certainly not what I'd planned.

Two long abstinent weeks: not so grand.

This was like married life,

All those years filled with strife.

Where my only love was my right hand.

But of course it all made perfect sense.

Don't know how I could have been so dense.

When I get a break,

Work's the last thing I'd take.

It would just make me even more tense.

The First Day at Sea

To be with her's extremely arousing.

Though I knew there would be no carousing.

Every time I looked at her,

My poor penis got fatter.

My libido needed a good dousing.

When I saw Jenny in her bikini,

Her beauty gave me a stiff weenie.

My swim trunks made a tent.

My knees upward I bent.

In the hope that no one would see me.

At a bar by the poolside we sat,

Just having a casual chat.

Those lovely eyes, that great smile...

In a very short while,

Had to cover my crotch with my hat.

That evening she looked just amazing.

On the deck, in the breeze, we're stargazing.

Her light dress of chiffon,

Underneath, nothing on.

The front of my pants just kept raising.

That first night Jenny lay fast asleep.

Her slumbers must not have been deep.

The bed started to rock,

Just me, stroking my cock.

She stirred, but her embargo she'd keep.

So I Asked

"Dear Jenny, please lend me a hand.

Just your touch would make me feel so grand."

Her quick reply, "No.

I must abstain, so,

You'll have to make some other plan."

Jenny Sympathizes

"I suspect that you think it's not fair.

Oh, lover, now please don't despair.

You have pressure to work off;

I'll watch while you jerk off.

Just please go and sit over there."

Across the room I found a chair.

I pumped like I hadn't a care.

Soon my throbbing erection,

Squirted in her direction.

"Watch out! Don't get it in my hair!"

The Next Morning

I awoke with a mood that was stormy.

Thirteen days of frustration before me.

Longing for her, not fucking.

My life's really sucking.

The rest of this trip will sure bore me.

Eyes barely open, look up at the ceiling.

What's that lovely sensation I'm feeling?

I peek down to the south,

My cock's in Jenny's mouth!

What is this crazy hand that she's dealing?

I'm surprised by her change of direction.

She said she was hands-off my erection.

Of course I'm delighted.

Thought I wasn't invited.

I love this cruise mid-course correction.

"Oh, dear boy, you must know I was teasing.

Playing with you is just so darn pleasing.

Go two whole weeks without?

Just one day makes me pout!

Now let my pussy give your cock a good squeezing."

Then atop my list I again ranked her.

I kissed her luscious lips and I thanked her.

I was so overjoyed,

Then realized, I'm annoyed!

Pulled her over my knee and I spanked her.

The next thirteen days are a blur.

I lived deep inside Jenny's fur.

We saw sites and we dined.

Each night we sixty-nined.

First she pleased me, then I pleased her.

So ends the tale of our vacation.

The pinnacle of sexy recreation.

A most glorious fortnight.

Being together felt so right.

I can't wait for a repeat situation!

Fitful Night

Tonight I won't sleep very well.

I'll just lie there in pre-Jenny hell.

My heart will be racing,

Since I'll soon be embracing

The lover who has me in her spell.

Entry

Darling Jenny does everything for me.

I believe she might really adore me.

But right from the start,

There's one thing held apart.

She said, "I'll never let you backdoor me!"

From the Anal Series.

Reactionary

Jenny's date said he revered Glenn Beck.

Jenny flinched, but said, "Oh, what the heck."

So they both had a ball.

But then he had the gall,

To give her a post-dated check.

From the Date Series.

Fits

I love the way my penis fits,

In that soft place between Jenny's tits.

We're so perfectly matched,

There's a plot that I've hatched:

I'll stay there as long as she permits.