Enormous

Jenny's date had an enormous wiener.
DIdn't mention it before he had seen her.
It got hard when she stroked.
Out the window it poked.
From Van Nuys way out to Pasadena.

From the Date Series.

Nomenclature

When I visit it doesn't take long,

'Till dear Jenny is kissing my dong.

Weiner, cock, dick or penis:

It is Jenny's weakness.

When she sucks it, she can do no wrong.

Scream

I love to make dear Jenny scream.

To lick her sweet pussy's a dream.

When giving her oral,

And pleasures clitoral,

The joy I find there is extreme.

Flower

My love for her grows with each hour,

That I spend with this delicate flower.

And I pray that one night,

When the timing is right,

She will suck me off in the shower.

Pink

Jenny wanted to see what I'd think,

When her lovely nails were painted pink.

I thought they looked so nice,

Had her stroke me off twice.

Then I helped wash her hands in the sink.

From the Nails Series

Happy Face

Today you were especially beguiling.

But now at work, sorting and filing.

I hope my great mood,

Won't be misconstrued.

If my cock had a face, he'd be smiling.

Thief

Darling Jenny, to you I must hand it.

Not like I could ever have planned it.

You've stolen my heart.

And the very best part.

You're the world's most beautiful bandit.

Excited

I'm already extremely excited,

That with Jenny I'll be reunited.

We'll kiss in the doorway.

Such wonderful foreplay.

Then to her bed I'll be invited.

Meanwhile

I can't wait to see Jenny this week.

But until then my outlook is bleak.

So much work to do,

Before we can screw,

And mutual climaxes seek.

Locker Room Sighting

Saw a huge dick today at the gym.

I thought, "Jenny would love to meet him."

She'd use two hands to grip it.

When inside her he'd slip it,

On her face would be the biggest grin.

From the Date Series

Healing Touch

This morning my mood's very sour.

Nicked my cock as I shaved in the shower.

The favor in this letter:

Will you kiss it, make it better?

Please say "Yes"- I'll be there in an hour.

Gets Me

The one great thing that always gets me,

Of all of the things that she lets me:

When I kiss her twat,

It makes me so hot.

I hope that she never forgets me!

Talent

When Jenny gets down on her knees,
Her talents most definitely please.
She makes my head swoon,
And I come far too soon.
She does it with such expertise.

Manicure

Dear Jenny it seems never fails,
To always have beautiful nails.
She knows just how much,
My cock loves their touch.
It's one of my fav'rite details.

From the Nails Series.

Dinner and Dessert

A chance encounter between Jenny and one of her clients in a public place turns into an erotic scenario... or two.

Read "Dinner and Dessert" on my Short Steamy Stories blog.

Insomnia

All last night I did not sleep a wink.
About Jenny was all I could think.
I turned and I tossed,
Wanting just to get lost,
In her pussy so perfect and pink.

Impatience

I can't wait to see you again.

You are my true sex-buddy friend.

I so want to lick you.

And then lovingly stick you.

I'll jerk off each day until then.

No Parking

Sweet Jenny loves sex, that is clear.

In lovemaking she has no peer.

She'll drive you insane,

From your balls to your brain.

Just don't ask her to give up her rear!

From the Anal Series.

Beauty

Jenny thought her date's dick was so pretty.

To hide it inside would be a pity.

Ample length, perfect shape.

So she stared, mouth agape,

As she watched him jerk off on her titty.

From the Date Series

Thrifty

Somehow I keep finding the money,

So I can spend time with my honey.

With a fistful of cash,

Off to Jenny's I dash.

Bet my wife wouldn't think it was funny.

Denied

No sex: for years he was denied it.

Until wonderful Jenny supplied it.

There's one thing he'd like best:

His hard cock on her chest.

Between her lovely boobies he'll slide it.

Edible Treat

My dear Jenny's pussy's so sweet.

To kiss her just there's such a treat.

I'd never deceive her.

I do love her beaver.

It's my favorite thing ever to eat.

Belt

Before me my Sweet Jenny knelt.
She eagerly tore at my belt.
After busting a strap,
Put her face in my lap
For the best blowjob I ever felt.

Warned

She warned she was going to molest me.
Then she knelt herself down and undressed me.
What she did then,
I won't tell you, my friend.
But I dare say she really impressed me.

Desires

Oh darling you know I adore ya.
And hope that I never will bore ya.
My desires are so many,
When remembering Jenny.
But these thoughts that I'm thinking would floor ya.

Nothing Better

For me there would be nothing better,
To see Jenny clad in a tight sweater.
For her marvelous boobies,
Are more precious than rubies.
I just love to fondle and pet her.

Enlarge

I wish that I had a big dick.
A pole one foot long and so thick.
When Jenny would see it,
I could guarantee it,
It's something that she'd want to lick.

Fitness

Rhymes for Jenny are not all she's inspired.

My new workout makes me very tired.

I must get in condition,

To try every position.

Lots of stamina will be required.

First Time

From the first time we met in December,
There's one thing I'll always remember:
Her hands on my hips,
Then the touch of her lips,
And how Jenny took care of my member.

Reviews

Dear Jenny gets such great reviews.
An excellent rating's not news.
So on TER,
She is their biggest star.
There is no one better to choose!

Pleasures

Dear Jenny with soft golden hair,
To whom no one else can compare.
I'll lick you down south,
Then come in your mouth.
Oh, think of the pleasures we'll share!

Saint Jenny

Oh Jenny I think you're a saint.
Can't think if a single complaint.
You treat me so well,
You should win a Nobel.
When you tell me you love me, I faint.

Fine Behind

Dear Jenny has such a sweet ass.
So fine it should be under glass.
If you stand behind it,
I'm sure you will find it,
Belongs at the head of the class.

Welcome!

So glad that you're here!

Every day you'll find a new lusty limerick to enjoy. I hope you'll come back often and have a laugh.

You might also enjoy the erotic short stories at my Short Steamy Stories blog.

Your comments are welcome. I'm interested in what you think about what you find here.

Drop me a note with your comments or suggestions for stories and poems:
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