Jenny's nails are a hot Salsa Red.
"Same shade as my new Beetle," she said.
She took me for a nice ride.
When we came back inside,
Couldn't wait to watch her give me head.
From the Nails Series.
Limericks and erotic fiction. Fantasy and fun for the connoisseur of fine erotica... and just plain silly horny humor.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Monday, August 30, 2010
Love Slave
For Jenny my head I would shave.
I want her to be my love slave.
There are so many charms,
To be found in her arms.
But it's her luscious pussy I crave.
I want her to be my love slave.
There are so many charms,
To be found in her arms.
But it's her luscious pussy I crave.
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Denied
No matter if I jump through hoops.
She has threatened to call in the troops.
Despite all I've tried,
Every time I'm denied.
Jenny won't let me poke where she poops.
From the Anal Series.
She has threatened to call in the troops.
Despite all I've tried,
Every time I'm denied.
Jenny won't let me poke where she poops.
From the Anal Series.
Saturday, August 28, 2010
First In Line
Oh, Jenny, please let me come first.
I feel my poor balls just might burst.
All these weeks I've been saving,
Give me what I've been craving,
And let my sweet cum quench your thirst.
I feel my poor balls just might burst.
All these weeks I've been saving,
Give me what I've been craving,
And let my sweet cum quench your thirst.
Friday, August 27, 2010
Pliable
Jenny's date had a dick that stayed soft.
Nothing she did could bring him aloft.
She sucked him long, slow and steady,
Slurped it up like spaghetti.
Even flaccid she still got him off.
From the Date Series.
Nothing she did could bring him aloft.
She sucked him long, slow and steady,
Slurped it up like spaghetti.
Even flaccid she still got him off.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Nip
It is one of my greatest delights,
To be in Jenny's mouth when she bites.
It sure doesn't hurt,
Makes me want to squirt.
Just one of many ways she excites.
To be in Jenny's mouth when she bites.
It sure doesn't hurt,
Makes me want to squirt.
Just one of many ways she excites.
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Frequent
Since this morning three times I have spanked it.
I've stroked and I've pulled and I've yanked it.
Imagine her breasts so soft,
I can't keep my hands off.
I might have to throw out this blanket.
I've stroked and I've pulled and I've yanked it.
Imagine her breasts so soft,
I can't keep my hands off.
I might have to throw out this blanket.
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Black
Today Jenny's nails are jet black.
It looks like she is poised to attack.
She says it's quite stylish,
But for me, too Vampire-ish.
Can I have the French manicure back?
From the Nails Series.
It looks like she is poised to attack.
She says it's quite stylish,
But for me, too Vampire-ish.
Can I have the French manicure back?
From the Nails Series.
Monday, August 23, 2010
Destination
When I kiss the inside of her thighs,
Where I'm headed is not a surprise.
Jenny guides me by hand.
When my lips finally land,
I feel like I have won a big prize.
Where I'm headed is not a surprise.
Jenny guides me by hand.
When my lips finally land,
I feel like I have won a big prize.
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Frozen
Time for me seems to be standing still.
As I prepare to drive over the hill.
It will be worth the waiting,
'Cause I know from our dating,
To be with you is always a thrill.
As I prepare to drive over the hill.
It will be worth the waiting,
'Cause I know from our dating,
To be with you is always a thrill.
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Good Place
You have put me in such a good place.
With your charm and your wit and your grace.
So much I would do for you,
Because I truly adore you.
Can I please come and kiss your sweet face?
With your charm and your wit and your grace.
So much I would do for you,
Because I truly adore you.
Can I please come and kiss your sweet face?
Friday, August 20, 2010
Sailor
Jenny's date was a cook in the Navy.
Quite good looking, with hair dark and wavy.
He politely requests,
To always come on her breasts,
Basting them in his creamy white gravy.
From the Date Series.
Quite good looking, with hair dark and wavy.
He politely requests,
To always come on her breasts,
Basting them in his creamy white gravy.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, August 19, 2010
All In
Oh, Jenny, I love to fuck your face.
You tell me that you like the taste.
Keep it going, don't stop.
'Till you get every drop.
Don't let any of me go to waste.
You tell me that you like the taste.
Keep it going, don't stop.
'Till you get every drop.
Don't let any of me go to waste.
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Wind Down
There's one thing that really relaxes.
After long days of work to pay taxes.
No computer or phone,
Just with Jenny alone,
Gently licking that place where she waxes.
After long days of work to pay taxes.
No computer or phone,
Just with Jenny alone,
Gently licking that place where she waxes.
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Chartreuse
Jenny's nails are a vibrant chartreuse.
She knows how to put them to good use.
Brushing over my shaft,
Made me come. As she laughed,
I anointed her hands with my juice.
From the Nails Series.
She knows how to put them to good use.
Brushing over my shaft,
Made me come. As she laughed,
I anointed her hands with my juice.
From the Nails Series.
Monday, August 16, 2010
Touch Memory
In my mind a sweet memory lingers:
Jenny touching my cock with her fingers.
Her smooth nails and soft skin,
Cause my permanent grin.
She's the best in the world of joy-bringers.
Jenny touching my cock with her fingers.
Her smooth nails and soft skin,
Cause my permanent grin.
She's the best in the world of joy-bringers.
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Saturday, August 14, 2010
Swede
Jenny's date was a strapping blonde Swede.
He could come with incredible speed.
He was there just an hour,
And still had time to shower.
Yet - four condoms he filled with his seed.
From the Date Series.
He could come with incredible speed.
He was there just an hour,
And still had time to shower.
Yet - four condoms he filled with his seed.
From the Date Series.
Friday, August 13, 2010
Chance the Gardener
I love playing in your lush garden.
Please say my trespasses you'll pardon.
Your lovely head on my pillow,
As I lick your pussy willow.
When I think of your tulips I harden.
Please say my trespasses you'll pardon.
Your lovely head on my pillow,
As I lick your pussy willow.
When I think of your tulips I harden.
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Birthday Wish
On this day as I turn fifty-four,
I can't wait to walk through Jenny's door.
If she'll blow out my candle,
I'll give her all she can handle.
That's the one thing I truly wish for!
I can't wait to walk through Jenny's door.
If she'll blow out my candle,
I'll give her all she can handle.
That's the one thing I truly wish for!
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Crimson
Jenny's nails, freshly crimson, were cool.
They looked stunning as she gripped my tool.
Such an erotic vision.
She stroked me with precision.
Thinking of it right now makes me drool.
From the Nails Series
Monday, August 9, 2010
Sunday, August 8, 2010
Saturday, August 7, 2010
My Queen
I would buy you a sumptuous palace.
Serve fine wines in a jeweled golden chalice.
I would treat you like royalty,
Swear my undying loyalty,
For the loving way you treat my phallus.
Friday, August 6, 2010
Pliable
Jenny's date had a dick that stayed soft.
Nothing she did could bring him aloft.
She sucked him long, slow and steady,
Slurped it up like spaghetti.
Even flaccid she still got him off.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Lonely
I'm stroking my cock as I write.
Been thinking of Jenny all night.
I wish I was there now,
And she would take care... Wow!
My fist is all creamy and white.
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Forest Green
Jenny's nails are a deep forest green.
It's the oddest shade I've ever seen.
It's like she stars in "Wicked".
But when she held my dick, it
Made me feel both aroused and serene.
From the Nails Series
Monday, August 2, 2010
Second Prize
Jenny licked her lips and closed her eyes.
She already earned one oral prize.
And though it seems doubtful
I'll give a second mouthful,
It's incredibly fun when she tries.
Sunday, August 1, 2010
Too Long
It's been too many days since I've seen,
Jenny's pussy, so sweet and pristine.
Absence makes me quite surly,
So I will get there early.
And quickly go down on my queen.
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