When Jenny said "Give me your wiener!"
'Twas the horniest I'd ever seen her.
I had licked her so nicely,
And got her off twicely.
That really enhanced her demeanor.
Limericks and erotic fiction. Fantasy and fun for the connoisseur of fine erotica... and just plain silly horny humor.
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Red Shade
The red shade of Jenny's nails I can't name.
Around her clit they formed a perfect frame.
She held her lips apart,
I practiced my oral art.
She cried out, "Oh, my love!" as she came.
From the Nails Series.
Around her clit they formed a perfect frame.
She held her lips apart,
I practiced my oral art.
She cried out, "Oh, my love!" as she came.
From the Nails Series.
Monday, September 27, 2010
Don't Miss
Jenny is a treat not to be missed.
When you kiss her, you'll know you've been kissed.
The thing you'll discover,
Is that when you love her,
Her hot pussy is tight as a fist.
When you kiss her, you'll know you've been kissed.
The thing you'll discover,
Is that when you love her,
Her hot pussy is tight as a fist.
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Muse
My sweet muse is a ravishing blonde.
It's as though she waved her magic wand.
It's not just the great sex,
That brings on these effects.
It's her spirit of which I'm so fond.
It's as though she waved her magic wand.
It's not just the great sex,
That brings on these effects.
It's her spirit of which I'm so fond.
Friday, September 24, 2010
Long and Lean
Jenny's date loved her sexy embraces.
When he dropped his pants, though, she made faces.
He's very long and quite skinny.
But when he slid that dick in, he
Touched her in all those hard-to-reach places.
From the Date Series.
When he dropped his pants, though, she made faces.
He's very long and quite skinny.
But when he slid that dick in, he
Touched her in all those hard-to-reach places.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Little Brain
My dick has a mind of his own.
You're the best lover he's ever known.
If he had his own way,
You'd touch him every day.
It's a good thing he can't dial the phone.
You're the best lover he's ever known.
If he had his own way,
You'd touch him every day.
It's a good thing he can't dial the phone.
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Magic Kingdom
To the world it was quite a surprise.
Disneyland now takes the second prize.
I've found pleasure and mirth,
The new Happiest Place on Earth:
That lovely spot between Jenny's thighs.
Disneyland now takes the second prize.
I've found pleasure and mirth,
The new Happiest Place on Earth:
That lovely spot between Jenny's thighs.
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Red
I think Jenny's messing with my head.
Her lovely nails are now fiery red.
When she knelt down to touch me,
It was already too much, we
Didn't even make it onto the bed.
From the Nails Series.
Her lovely nails are now fiery red.
When she knelt down to touch me,
It was already too much, we
Didn't even make it onto the bed.
From the Nails Series.
Monday, September 20, 2010
Lotus
I wish Jenny would sit on my lap.
Snare my cock in her perfect pink trap.
To the clouds this will float us,
As we experience the Lotus.
That would make me the happiest chap.
Snare my cock in her perfect pink trap.
To the clouds this will float us,
As we experience the Lotus.
That would make me the happiest chap.
Saturday, September 18, 2010
Nocturnal Emission
I thought of dear Jenny all night.
Her sweet kiss and pussy so tight.
My dream was so deep,
That I came in my sleep.
It gave my poor wife such a fright!
Her sweet kiss and pussy so tight.
My dream was so deep,
That I came in my sleep.
It gave my poor wife such a fright!
Friday, September 17, 2010
Dancer
Jenny's date was a dancer named Todd.
Very fit, with a well-muscled bod.
When he knelt on the ground,
His long dick, Jenny found,
Made him look like a human tripod.
From the Date Series.
Very fit, with a well-muscled bod.
When he knelt on the ground,
His long dick, Jenny found,
Made him look like a human tripod.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Concert
We enjoyed a great concert last week.
It's Jenny's favorite pop stars we seek.
Staples, Gibson, The Pond:
Of these venues she's fond.
But she won't go with me to the Greek.
From the Anal Series.
It's Jenny's favorite pop stars we seek.
Staples, Gibson, The Pond:
Of these venues she's fond.
But she won't go with me to the Greek.
From the Anal Series.
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Mauve
Jenny's nails were a soft shade of mauve.
At first glance they seemed terribly suave.
Her choice I truly praised,
My skin she gently grazed.
It's a hue that I'm very fond of.
From the Nails Series.
At first glance they seemed terribly suave.
Her choice I truly praised,
My skin she gently grazed.
It's a hue that I'm very fond of.
From the Nails Series.
Monday, September 13, 2010
All In
Oh, Jenny, I love to fuck your face.
You tell me that you like the taste.
Keep it going, don't stop.
'Till you get every drop.
Don't let any of me go to waste.
You tell me that you like the taste.
Keep it going, don't stop.
'Till you get every drop.
Don't let any of me go to waste.
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Friday, September 10, 2010
Defrocked
Jenny's date was at one time a priest.
That did not bother her in the least.
He still found it appealing,
When dear Jenny was kneeling.
Her communion was a hot liquid feast.
From the Date Series.
That did not bother her in the least.
He still found it appealing,
When dear Jenny was kneeling.
Her communion was a hot liquid feast.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Last Wish
For last wishes, I don't have too many.
Life has been very full; I've had plenty.
But if push came to shove,
It's my last chance to love,
I would want one more hour with Jenny.
Life has been very full; I've had plenty.
But if push came to shove,
It's my last chance to love,
I would want one more hour with Jenny.
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Sports Nut
I love to play all kinds of sports.
On diamonds, in pools and on courts.
But my favorite pastimes,
That inspire my rhymes,
All start with your hand in my shorts.
On diamonds, in pools and on courts.
But my favorite pastimes,
That inspire my rhymes,
All start with your hand in my shorts.
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Ochre
Jenny's nails are a mischievous ochre.
Lovely orange, not at all mediocre.
My soft dick she caresses,
Freeing me of my stresses.
And when she gets me hard then I'll poke her.
From the Nails Series.
Lovely orange, not at all mediocre.
My soft dick she caresses,
Freeing me of my stresses.
And when she gets me hard then I'll poke her.
From the Nails Series.
Monday, September 6, 2010
Labor Day Celebration
On this day that we celebrate Labor,
Jenny knocked on the door of her neighbor.
His hard work she would honor,
By letting him lie upon her.
It was a favor her neighbor would savor.
Jenny knocked on the door of her neighbor.
His hard work she would honor,
By letting him lie upon her.
It was a favor her neighbor would savor.
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Slowly
I'll walk through the door and quickly seize you.
On your bed, my soft kisses will tease you.
Here a touch, there a lick.
And a new, secret trick...
So many ways that I want to please you.
On your bed, my soft kisses will tease you.
Here a touch, there a lick.
And a new, secret trick...
So many ways that I want to please you.
Saturday, September 4, 2010
Small Prayer
Please, Dear Lord, could I have one more inch?
You're all-powerful; should be a cinch.
My Jenny would enjoy,
A larger male toy.
It would please her so much when we clinch.
If there's anything, Lord, I can do,
To earn this little favor from you.
Go to church? Do good deeds?
To fulfill Jenny's needs...
While you're at it, could you please make it two?
You're all-powerful; should be a cinch.
My Jenny would enjoy,
A larger male toy.
It would please her so much when we clinch.
If there's anything, Lord, I can do,
To earn this little favor from you.
Go to church? Do good deeds?
To fulfill Jenny's needs...
While you're at it, could you please make it two?
Friday, September 3, 2010
Out at First
Jenny's date got aroused at first glance,
Listened to her sweet talk of romance.
Quickly: think of baseball!
Didn't help him at all...
He came as she took off his pants.
From the Date Series.
Listened to her sweet talk of romance.
Quickly: think of baseball!
Didn't help him at all...
He came as she took off his pants.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Chance the Gardener
I love playing in your lush garden.
Please say my trespasses you'll pardon.
Your lovely head on my pillow,
As I lick your pussy willow.
When I think of your tulips I harden.
Please say my trespasses you'll pardon.
Your lovely head on my pillow,
As I lick your pussy willow.
When I think of your tulips I harden.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Professional
She's so hot and yet very professional.
You admit lust every week in confessional.
You'll enjoy time with Jenny
Her delights you'll find many.
For her charms you may become obsessional.
You admit lust every week in confessional.
You'll enjoy time with Jenny
Her delights you'll find many.
For her charms you may become obsessional.
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