On this day when the spooks come a-calling,
So deep in love with you I am falling.
When they cry, "Treat or Trick"
Think of me and my dick.
I just wish we were together, balling.
Limericks and erotic fiction. Fantasy and fun for the connoisseur of fine erotica... and just plain silly horny humor.
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Performance Art
I love the ways Jenny performs.
She breaks all society's norms.
She is lusty, profane,
Playful and never tame.
It's my lucky heart that she warms.
She breaks all society's norms.
She is lusty, profane,
Playful and never tame.
It's my lucky heart that she warms.
Friday, October 29, 2010
Fromage
Jenny's date, when he came, smelled like cheese.
First she feared it might be some disease.
He said it was his diet,
And suggested she try it.
She'll admit the thought caused her unease.
We know Jenny always aims to please.
So she dutifully got on her knees.
To provide Jenny's snack, her
Date came on a cracker.
He tasted like the finest of Bries.
From the Date Series.
First she feared it might be some disease.
He said it was his diet,
And suggested she try it.
She'll admit the thought caused her unease.
We know Jenny always aims to please.
So she dutifully got on her knees.
To provide Jenny's snack, her
Date came on a cracker.
He tasted like the finest of Bries.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Quote
Said Jenny as I licked her clean,
"Not wanting to sound too obscene,
I love when you eat me.
In fact, you complete me.
Just like in that cute movie scene."
"Not wanting to sound too obscene,
I love when you eat me.
In fact, you complete me.
Just like in that cute movie scene."
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Preoccupied
Jenny is on my mind every second.
Far more pleasure than I could have reckoned.
Thoughts of her warm delights,
Fill my days and my nights.
Like a Siren, my heart she has beckoned.
Far more pleasure than I could have reckoned.
Thoughts of her warm delights,
Fill my days and my nights.
Like a Siren, my heart she has beckoned.
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Polka Dots
Jenny's smile beams like ten thousand watts,
And her nails are adorned with white spots.
We were having such fun,
As she stroked my love gun,
That I fired off six gooey shots.
From the Nails Series.
And her nails are adorned with white spots.
We were having such fun,
As she stroked my love gun,
That I fired off six gooey shots.
From the Nails Series.
Monday, October 25, 2010
Overwhelmed
Overwhelmed by the work I must do.
All I want is to be there with you.
Many things are outstanding.
Everyone's so demanding.
Can we please just get naked and screw?
All I want is to be there with you.
Many things are outstanding.
Everyone's so demanding.
Can we please just get naked and screw?
Sunday, October 24, 2010
GFE
Looking for an amazing GFE?
Then Jenny's the one you should see.
There's a pleasant surprise,
In those beautiful eyes.
And all for a reasonable fee.
Then Jenny's the one you should see.
There's a pleasant surprise,
In those beautiful eyes.
And all for a reasonable fee.
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Photo Finish
Right now I have a very hard dick.
I was tempted to send you a pic.
You get me so excited!
But to send, uninvited...
I'm afraid you would think that was sick.
I was tempted to send you a pic.
You get me so excited!
But to send, uninvited...
I'm afraid you would think that was sick.
Friday, October 22, 2010
Rich
Jenny's last date was not at all nice.
Downright nasty, in fact, cold as ice.
He'd command, "Suck me, bitch!"
But he was filthy rich.
Paying ten times her usual price.
From the Date Series.
Downright nasty, in fact, cold as ice.
He'd command, "Suck me, bitch!"
But he was filthy rich.
Paying ten times her usual price.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Favorite Memory
I picture her kneeling before me.
It's my favorite thing she does for me.
My stiff cock is throbbing,
As her lovely head's bobbing.
And her talented tongue does explore me.
It's my favorite thing she does for me.
My stiff cock is throbbing,
As her lovely head's bobbing.
And her talented tongue does explore me.
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Holdout
I'm trying hard today not to think,
Of your parts that are luscious and pink.
My dick gets too excited,
Knowing we'll be reunited,
I may have to jerk off in the sink.
Of your parts that are luscious and pink.
My dick gets too excited,
Knowing we'll be reunited,
I may have to jerk off in the sink.
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Lap
When dear Jenny sat nude on my lap, sure
Was a moment I would like to capture.
I fit in her so tightly.
Can we please do it nightly?
The sensation was honestly rapture.
Was a moment I would like to capture.
I fit in her so tightly.
Can we please do it nightly?
The sensation was honestly rapture.
Monday, October 18, 2010
Discover
For a gift of just 30,000 pennies,
You can savor the delights that are Jenny's.
In that pleasurable hour,
You'll discover her power,
And her fine sensual skills, which are many.
You can savor the delights that are Jenny's.
In that pleasurable hour,
You'll discover her power,
And her fine sensual skills, which are many.
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Appetizer
Dear Jenny's so cute and petite.
A delicate flavorful treat.
She provides what I'm lacking.
Just right for light snacking.
When I want something yummy to eat.
A delicate flavorful treat.
She provides what I'm lacking.
Just right for light snacking.
When I want something yummy to eat.
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Full-Body Experience
It's as though my poor brain is on fire.
You've filled up my heart with desire.
Other parts of my body,
Just want to be naughty.
Such are these lusty thoughts you inspire.
You've filled up my heart with desire.
Other parts of my body,
Just want to be naughty.
Such are these lusty thoughts you inspire.
Friday, October 15, 2010
Life-Changing
Jenny's date had diplomatic immunity.
He did terrible things with impunity.
She so pleasured him orally,
Made him positive morally,
He's now a pillar of the community.
From the Date Series.
He did terrible things with impunity.
She so pleasured him orally,
Made him positive morally,
He's now a pillar of the community.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Break Time
I'm in desperate need of a break.
Jenny's talents I desire to partake.
So much stress to diminish.
Might take hours just to finish.
I wonder how much she can take...
Jenny's talents I desire to partake.
So much stress to diminish.
Might take hours just to finish.
I wonder how much she can take...
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Red Metallic
Jenny's nails are a red that's metallic.
Looks so hot when she grips something phallic.
They shimmer and shine,
And when she's stroking mine,
I will write "Here I come!" in italic.
From the Nails Series.
Looks so hot when she grips something phallic.
They shimmer and shine,
And when she's stroking mine,
I will write "Here I come!" in italic.
From the Nails Series.
Monday, October 11, 2010
Discretion
Our arrangement is quite confidential.
She gives me treatment preferential.
We are very discrete,
At her love nest we meet.
Seeing her frequently is essential.
She gives me treatment preferential.
We are very discrete,
At her love nest we meet.
Seeing her frequently is essential.
Sunday, October 10, 2010
My New Toy
Bought a new masturbation device.
The soft squishy tunnel feels nice.
But the lips can't compare,
To Jenny's luscious pair.
Thinking of her just made me come twice.
The soft squishy tunnel feels nice.
But the lips can't compare,
To Jenny's luscious pair.
Thinking of her just made me come twice.
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Overnight Sensation
This morning I found with delight,
My cock grew a foot overnight.
It hangs down to my knees.
Jenny will be so pleased.
Though at first it may give her a fright.
My cock grew a foot overnight.
It hangs down to my knees.
Jenny will be so pleased.
Though at first it may give her a fright.
Friday, October 8, 2010
Banker
Jenny's date was a banker named Saul.
When they fucked, he couldn't last long at all.
When one time he pulled out,
As Jenny started to shout,
She penalized him for early withdrawal.
From the Date Series.
When they fucked, he couldn't last long at all.
When one time he pulled out,
As Jenny started to shout,
She penalized him for early withdrawal.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Fiscal Responsibility
I'm trying to be on a sex budget.
My wife, if she knew, would begrudge it.
Thinking of Jenny's talents,
Sends my spreadsheet out of balance.
So I seek clever ways I can fudge it.
My wife, if she knew, would begrudge it.
Thinking of Jenny's talents,
Sends my spreadsheet out of balance.
So I seek clever ways I can fudge it.
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Copper
Jenny's nails shine like well-polished copper
As she strokes my soft dick; couldn't stop her.
When she gets me erect.
Then our parts will connect.
I'll look down with true love from atop her.
From the Nails Series.
As she strokes my soft dick; couldn't stop her.
When she gets me erect.
Then our parts will connect.
I'll look down with true love from atop her.
From the Nails Series.
Monday, October 4, 2010
Literary Critic
Jenny tells me that I'm a great writer.
I'm flattered and never would spite her.
I feel like a genius,
When she's kissing my penis.
To hear her praise makes my life brighter.
I'm flattered and never would spite her.
I feel like a genius,
When she's kissing my penis.
To hear her praise makes my life brighter.
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Nonpareil
My beautiful Jenny's a sweet gal.
She got me off once, then a sequel!
She makes me so hard,
For life I am scarred.
There's none in the world who's her equal.
She got me off once, then a sequel!
She makes me so hard,
For life I am scarred.
There's none in the world who's her equal.
Saturday, October 2, 2010
Nipple Lust
When I think of your nipples I drool.
I'm a hopelessly breast-loving fool.
They're so pink and delicious.
My one fondest wish is,
To rub against them with my tool.
I'm a hopelessly breast-loving fool.
They're so pink and delicious.
My one fondest wish is,
To rub against them with my tool.
Friday, October 1, 2010
Value Seeker
Jenny's date was both cheap and quite sleazy.
Walked right in and jerked off: so damn cheesy!
He declared, "At this price,
I expect to come twice.
Why should you have the one that is easy?"
From the Date Series.
Walked right in and jerked off: so damn cheesy!
He declared, "At this price,
I expect to come twice.
Why should you have the one that is easy?"
From the Date Series.
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