Jenny's nails are a light bluish-gray.
Elegant in a chic, subtle way.
She took me in her grip,
Touched my cock to her lip,
My response was a hot liquid spray.
From the Nails Series.
Limericks and erotic fiction. Fantasy and fun for the connoisseur of fine erotica... and just plain silly horny humor.
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Monday, November 29, 2010
Single Task
Just one item on today's agenda:
To kiss and lick your sweet pudenda.
You can give me some tips
On where to put my lips.
If I don't say I love it, I meant ta.
To kiss and lick your sweet pudenda.
You can give me some tips
On where to put my lips.
If I don't say I love it, I meant ta.
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Forest
If Jenny was lost in the forest,
Her cries out for "Help!" would implore us.
And like a good scout,
I would seek her out.
So then I could lick her clitoris.
Her cries out for "Help!" would implore us.
And like a good scout,
I would seek her out.
So then I could lick her clitoris.
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Jenny's Ideal Man
He is pleasant and charming and smart.
He's athletic with a very strong heart.
He is rich and good looking,
Loves to do all the cooking.
And vows they will never be apart.
His own eyebrows his long tongue can lick.
And he sports an eleven-inch dick.
Can keep it up for hours,
Then brings bouquets of flowers.
And he knows just what makes Jenny tick.
He's athletic with a very strong heart.
He is rich and good looking,
Loves to do all the cooking.
And vows they will never be apart.
His own eyebrows his long tongue can lick.
And he sports an eleven-inch dick.
Can keep it up for hours,
Then brings bouquets of flowers.
And he knows just what makes Jenny tick.
Friday, November 26, 2010
Condomania
Jenny's date brought condoms of his own.
Since his youth, ten full inches he'd grown.
His condoms were custom.
So large he can't bust 'em.
She stretched them to wrap his massive bone.
From the Date Series.
Since his youth, ten full inches he'd grown.
His condoms were custom.
So large he can't bust 'em.
She stretched them to wrap his massive bone.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, November 25, 2010
Festive Feast
I would like to have you for Thanksgiving.
Your tasty treats are my reason for living.
A luscious breast, lovely thigh.
For dessert: my favorite pie.
Dining with you is always uplifting.
Your tasty treats are my reason for living.
A luscious breast, lovely thigh.
For dessert: my favorite pie.
Dining with you is always uplifting.
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Gloss
Jenny's nails are a polished high gloss.
I'd pay for them, no matter the cost.
They glinted in the light,
She brought me such delight.
As I watched, with my cock Jenny flossed.
From the Nails Series.
I'd pay for them, no matter the cost.
They glinted in the light,
She brought me such delight.
As I watched, with my cock Jenny flossed.
From the Nails Series.
Monday, November 22, 2010
Dining In
He said he preferred dining in,
As he nuzzled her taint with his chin.
Though some called him a wuss, he
Just loved eating pussy.
And right then he stuck his tongue in.
As he nuzzled her taint with his chin.
Though some called him a wuss, he
Just loved eating pussy.
And right then he stuck his tongue in.
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Solo Fantasy
When I take out my cock and start playing,
I imagine it's Jenny I'm laying.
Soon I'm out of my wits,
Visualizing her tits,
And then all over them I am spraying.
I imagine it's Jenny I'm laying.
Soon I'm out of my wits,
Visualizing her tits,
And then all over them I am spraying.
Saturday, November 20, 2010
Time Off
Jenny works all the time: never knocks off.
She knows techniques that will knock your socks off.
Since she's the very best,
There's no time for her rest.
But she never fails to get my rocks off.
She knows techniques that will knock your socks off.
Since she's the very best,
There's no time for her rest.
But she never fails to get my rocks off.
Friday, November 19, 2010
Haight
Jenny's date had a dick psychedelic.
This old hippie, he was quite a relic.
When she first sucked him dry,
His cum got her so high.
She felt strangely warm and quite angelic.
From the Date Series.
This old hippie, he was quite a relic.
When she first sucked him dry,
His cum got her so high.
She felt strangely warm and quite angelic.
From the Date Series.
Monday, November 15, 2010
Present Tense
I'll buy Jenny a present from Gucci.
She's quite classy; not some little hoochie.
When I bring it to her,
Do my best to woo her.
Then I'll slip my tongue in her sweet coochie.
She's quite classy; not some little hoochie.
When I bring it to her,
Do my best to woo her.
Then I'll slip my tongue in her sweet coochie.
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Banished
If I had to stop seeing your face,
Could not fathom a worse fall from grace.
I would weep, wail and moan.
Faced with life all alone,
I would leap from a very high place.
Could not fathom a worse fall from grace.
I would weep, wail and moan.
Faced with life all alone,
I would leap from a very high place.
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Social Insecurity
One day when I'm feeble and old,
And sleeping outside in the cold.
All that time misbehaving.
I should have been saving.
But I've memories worth my weight in gold.
And sleeping outside in the cold.
All that time misbehaving.
I should have been saving.
But I've memories worth my weight in gold.
Friday, November 12, 2010
Buddha
Jenny's date was the incarnate Buddha.
Shockingly, he could not have been ruder.
Made gross comments and joked.
Yanked her head 'till she choked.
And he farted and belched while he screwed her.
From the Date Series.
Shockingly, he could not have been ruder.
Made gross comments and joked.
Yanked her head 'till she choked.
And he farted and belched while he screwed her.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Business
Jenny is so much fun when I lay her.
When she says, "Fuck me now!" I obey her.
She's the girl I adore.
But I fear she's a whore,
'Cause she only screws me when I pay her.
When she says, "Fuck me now!" I obey her.
She's the girl I adore.
But I fear she's a whore,
'Cause she only screws me when I pay her.
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Bad Behavior
Dear Jenny has me all confused.
Other women I meet aren't amused.
I say, "Nice to meet you!"
Then, "May I please I eat you?"
My face is all battered and bruised.
Other women I meet aren't amused.
I say, "Nice to meet you!"
Then, "May I please I eat you?"
My face is all battered and bruised.
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Glowing
Jenny laughs, claims it was on a lark.
Tonight Jenny's nails glow in the dark.
So we turned out the lights,
Watched new stroking delights.
It added a sensuous new spark.
From the Nails Series.
Tonight Jenny's nails glow in the dark.
So we turned out the lights,
Watched new stroking delights.
It added a sensuous new spark.
From the Nails Series.
Monday, November 8, 2010
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Obstructed
Please excuse my vociferous rant.
Need to see you so bad -- but I can't.
Many things are obstructing
The time we could be fucking.
And my dick has sprung out of my pant.
Need to see you so bad -- but I can't.
Many things are obstructing
The time we could be fucking.
And my dick has sprung out of my pant.
Saturday, November 6, 2010
Not Just Daylight
On this weekend we turn back the clock.
One more hour to play, sleep or talk.
Extra time she will manage,
And use to her advantage:
Jenny can entertain one more cock.
One more hour to play, sleep or talk.
Extra time she will manage,
And use to her advantage:
Jenny can entertain one more cock.
Friday, November 5, 2010
Feet
Jenny's date was in love with her feet.
A footjob was his favorite treat.
First he would lick her toes,
Then she'd don nylon hose.
For his pleasure this act was replete.
From the Date Series.
A footjob was his favorite treat.
First he would lick her toes,
Then she'd don nylon hose.
For his pleasure this act was replete.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, November 4, 2010
History
You've provided your dates so much glee,
You'll surely go down in history.
Happiness that you've shared,
Joys that can't be compared.
I'm so glad that you saved some for me!
You'll surely go down in history.
Happiness that you've shared,
Joys that can't be compared.
I'm so glad that you saved some for me!
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
First in Line
Oh, Jenny, please let me come first.
I feel my poor balls just might burst.
All these weeks I've been saving,
Give me what I've been craving,
And let my sweet cum quench your thirst.
I feel my poor balls just might burst.
All these weeks I've been saving,
Give me what I've been craving,
And let my sweet cum quench your thirst.
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Math
It's so worth it: an hour at Jenny's,
Will set you back fifteen twenties.
But you'll incur her wrath,
Being cute with your math.
You don't dare bring her 30,000 pennies.
Will set you back fifteen twenties.
But you'll incur her wrath,
Being cute with your math.
You don't dare bring her 30,000 pennies.
Polling Place
Today we have midterm elections.
Voters making their ballot selections.
Another kind of polling
That dear Jenny's extolling:
Many guys bringing her their erections.
Voters making their ballot selections.
Another kind of polling
That dear Jenny's extolling:
Many guys bringing her their erections.
Monday, November 1, 2010
Multilingual
It might take me a couple of weeks,
To try the languages that Jenny speaks.
French, Italian and Russian...
But not up for discussion:
She refuses to converse with the Greeks.
From the Anal Series.
To try the languages that Jenny speaks.
French, Italian and Russian...
But not up for discussion:
She refuses to converse with the Greeks.
From the Anal Series.
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