Friday, December 31, 2010

Chubby

Jenny's date she considered obese.
For his dick she searched in every crease.
When she could find no trace,
She just sat on his face.
Leaving him to find his own release.

From the Date Series.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Seeking Jenny

If I lost her my life would be bleaker.
All over the world I would seek her.
Jenny's so near perfection.
She gets all my affection.
If only she would let me Greek her.

From the Anal Series.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Pro Preference

Speaking of sex, one thing is for sure:
For my doldrums you've offered a cure.
Your unique expertise,
On your back or your knees,
Future partners will seem amateur.

Monday, December 27, 2010

Simple Needs

I want someone to appreciate me.
Not to chastise, harangue or berate me.
I don't care much about looks,
Or if she cleans, sews or cooks.
As long as each day she'll fellate me.

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Explorer

Jenny knows I'd do anything for her.
Even become an Antarctic explorer.
I'd race to the South Pole,
Bring it back to her whole.
All to show just how much I adore her.

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Christmas: The Greatest Gift

On Christmas morning, under the tree
There's just one thing that I want to see:
Jenny, draped in fine furs,
Saying, "Honey, I'm all yours!"
The greatest gift there could ever be.

Friday, December 24, 2010

Christmas Eve

Down the lane we hear carolers' hums.
As we sleep, dreaming of sugarplums.
Santa's destinations are many.
But when he stops to see Jenny,
It won't be down the chimney he comes.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Mentally Challenged

Since the very first day I met you, kid,
Thinking of you has rendered me stupid.
I have no concentration
Beyond our assignations.
I blame that little pink bastard Cupid.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Smokin'

When I say Jenny's body is smokin'
You have to know that I'm not jokin'
I feel flames of desire,
Like a four-alarm fire,
When it's her tight hot pussy I'm pokin'

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Brown

Jenny's nails have been polished dark brown.
Somber shades usually cause me to frown.
But my mood has to lighten,
When her grip starts to tighten.
And I love to watch when she goes down.


From the Nails Series.

Monday, December 20, 2010

Jealous

When I read your reviews I get jealous.
Thinking of you with those other fellas.
But I know it's your job,
So I won't be a snob.
My love for you makes me overzealous.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Stunning

Darling Jenny's so gorgeous and stunning,
To see her I gladly go running.
She's such a great beauty,
It's my pleasurable duty,
To give her the lingus that's cunning.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Inspires

On this day all I want is to write,
Of dear Jenny, my earthly delight.
I'm so under her spell,
My thoughts constantly dwell,
On the joy I feel when she's in sight.

So sexy poem after poem I will pen.
Counting minutes 'till I see her again.
Recounting the stories,
Of our past bedroom glories.
And the love I feel for my precious friend.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Bodybuilder

Jenny's muscular date loved to flex,
Showing off his biceps, abs and pecs.
His firm calves, glutes and thighs
Benefit from exercise.
It's a shame he was so bad at sex.


From the Date Series.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Pennies

To experience a great "friend with bennies"
The place you should be is at Jenny's.
Hurry, give her a ring.
And be sure that you bring,
A donation of 30,000 pennies.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Lip Smacking

The last time that I left Jenny's place,
I declined the chance to wash my face.
Had just spent my whole hour,
Licking her luscious flower.
And all day I recalled her sweet taste.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Quick

As I tug on my stiff, swollen dick,
Wet with lube, he's all shiny and slick.
He is primed to explode.
I expect a huge load.
Could you please jerk me off? I'll be quick!

Monday, December 13, 2010

Wages of Sin

What we're doing is called fornication.
Sex should only be for procreation.
The fact that we do it,
Is so wrong that -- oh, screw it!
It's been worth the eternal damnation.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Naïf

In the ways of sex I was naive.
Now in its greatest joys I believe.
In Jenny I did discover,
Such a wonderful lover.
With her, ecstacy we both achieve.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Gift Bag

My affection for Jenny is total.
I have many great tales anecdotal.
All she does feels so great.
I most appreciate
Her attention to everything scrotal.

Friday, December 10, 2010

New Delhi

Jenny's date was a chap from New Delhi.
As a gift he brought her mango jelly.
He loved when they would screw,
But at the end he withdrew.
Then he squirted hot cum on her belly.

From the Date Series.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

The End

When Jenny decides to retire,
No longer my lover for hire,
I'll contact my heirs,
Arrange all my affairs,
And jump on a funeral pyre.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Academy Award

I love when I make Jenny squeal.
Though I'm sometimes unsure if it's real.
She might be a good actress.
Seems she's had lots of practice.
I'll admit how great it makes me feel.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Manicure

Dear Jenny it seems never fails,
To always have beautiful nails.
She knows just how much,
My cock loves their touch.
It's one of my fav'rite details.



From the Nails Series.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Cure All

If life's pressure sometimes derails you,
Erectile function repeatedly fails you.
There's a guaranteed cure.
It's foolproof, that's for sure.
Doctor Jenny can take care of what ails you.

If her cute face and hot body don't do it,
Wait 'till she kneels before you and goes to it.
If even that's not enough,
When you taste her sweet muff,
You can't help but get rock hard and screw it.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Cold

The beauteous Jenny, I'm told,
Has something that she's never sold.
So you'd be a nut,
Don't ask for her butt,
Or she'll put you right out in the cold.

From the Anal Series.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

In Training

Darling Jenny is helping me practice.
So I learn what the right way to act is.
I have great confidence,
In her experience.
Knowing she's seen more pricks than a cactus.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Messy

When the time finally came for his pop, he
Squirted her face and made her all sloppy.
Though annoyed by the mess,
Jenny smiled nonetheless,
While his big dick went all soft and floppy.


From the Date Series.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Nipple Lust

When I think of your nipples I drool.
I'm a hopelessly breast-loving fool.
They're so pink and delicious.
My one fondest wish is,
To rub against them with my tool.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Wake-Up Call

I'd love to see you every morning.
I might just stop by without warning.
Just your kiss and a hug,
Picks me up like a drug.
My day then would never be boring.