Glove

There's one thing I don't really love:
When my weiner is wearing a glove.
It decreases sensation.
I like bareback fellation.
Now that's something I'm really fond of!

Exit

Jenny's next date just called from the street.
Would be awkward if we should both meet.
Jenny says we must hurry;
I kiss her where she's furry.
She gives me a quick oral treat.

Browsing

One day on the Web I was browsing.
Found a woman that seemed most arousing.
I called and booked a date.
She made me feel so great.
Ever since, we've spent hours carousing.

Lovesick

Jenny's date just kept writing and calling.
He proclaimed that in love he had fallen.
Treated her oh so sweetly.
Said he loved her completely.
It's too bad that his dick was a small one.

From the Date Series.

Aftertaste

You must know that I love you to death.
You enchant me like those gals in Macbeth.
I find it quite compelling,
That kiss as we're farewelling,
I can still taste my cum on your breath.

Endowments

It's a dream of mine since I was young:
Always wanted to be better hung.
Since that dream's been deferred,
And my wishes matured,
Now I'd rather have a seven-inch tongue.

White

Jenny's nails are a brilliant pure white.
For my taste, it's a beautiful sight.
Against my skin they contrast.
Tried holding back... couldn't last.
Lovely hands brought me total delight.

From the Nails Series.

Mouth-Watering

I savor each course Jenny serves.
Luscious kisses are tasty hors d'ouevres.
Nipples that are delicious.
And by far the best dish is,
Precious pussy, sweet as peach preserves.

K9

Let's pretend we are Duchess and Rover:
Will you kneel on the bed and bend over?
I will sniff your behind,
Slide my bone in -- so fine!
When we're done we'll go roll in the clover.

Piece of Cake

Our sex play has become quite exhausting.
And I don't want to think what it's costing.
I forget all those things,
Hearing squeaky bedsprings.
Then I cover your breasts with my frosting.

Diver

Jenny's date was a veteran muff diver.
He was on season four of "Survivor".
He took her to such heights,
Of orgasmic delights,
Took paramedics an hour to revive her.

From the Date Series.

Late Bloomer

You've made sex for me so fresh and new.
Things I should have felt at twenty-two.
Now in my advanced age,
You've started a rampage.
Being with you is all I want to do!

Eschew Euphemism

There's no language this poem is ducking.
Your tight pussy's so hot when we're fucking.
I love to lick your sweet clit,
Rub my big cock 'gainst your tit.
And to come in your mouth while you're sucking.

Pointed

Jenny's nails are now long, red and pointed.
Her choices have never disappointed.
Soft hands make my cock swell.
In a moment, you can tell,
With my cum they will soon be anointed.

From the Nails Series.

Collaboration

I love when we both get our kicks,
We appreciate each other's licks.
Luscious pleasures we savor,
From this mutual favor,
When you are the nine, I am six.

Baked

I could not resist as she goaded:
"C'mon, my dear one, let's get loaded!"
We giggled and got silly.
Then she tugged on my willie,
And all over her face I exploded.

Abe

This fine day we remember Abe Lincoln.
Raise a toast, and our glasses are clinkin'.
He said, "Four score and seven..."
But thought, "To fuck her is heaven..."
Of dear Jenny's sweet twat he was thinkin'.

Spendthrift

Jenny's date was a cheapskate named Dave.
Always looking for ways he could save.
He tried negotiating
Jenny's fee for fellating.
She sent him to an untimely grave.

From the Date Series.

Deutsch Treat

Jenny's date was a charming old German.
Couldn't manage to slip his soft worm in.
But that didn't bother,
This kindly grandfather.
His skilled tongue had fräulein Jenny squirmin'.

From the Date Series.

Downer

Today my cock's looking so sad.
Yesterday was the best love he's had.
But then you went away.
He has no place to play.
And he just wants to fuck you so bad.

Berries

Of all the fond wishes he carries,
For the woman that he one day marries:
He hopes that she savors
The succulent flavors
When he pours his fresh cream on strawberries.

No Pounding

He has never been one to just pound.
Patiently working his way around.
When he slips in her hole, he
Moves both in and out slowly.
He and Jenny both like that, they've found.

Occasional Fix

Missing you, and don't like it one bit.
My addiction to you, I'll admit.
I need once in a while,
To see your lovely smile,
And wrap my loving tongue 'round your clit.

Tranny

Jenny's date was a statuesque tranny.
His name's Phillip, but please call him Annie.
He wears frilly dresses.
And he loves, he confesses,
When Miss Jenny shoves things up his fanny.

From the Date Series.

Biting Praise

No matter if you say it or write it,
If I've asked or it comes uninvited.
When my penis you're praising,
My spirits you're raising.
And I seriously love when you bite it.

Dose of Reality

I know I'm not the man of your dreams.
Average looks, living on modest means.
I don't have a big dick.
Tongue gets tired much too quick.
But my love for you runs to extremes.

Self-Applied

This week Jenny applied her own polish.
It's a task I hope she won't abolish.
Fingers, lovely when stroking,
With their praise I'm outspoken.
My inhibitions her soft hands demolish.

From the Nails Series.