I was always a boring straight arrow.
Never strayed from the path straight and narrow.
Then Jenny interrupted...
My virtue's been corrupted.
I should buy her a bright red Camaro.
Limericks and erotic fiction. Fantasy and fun for the connoisseur of fine erotica... and just plain silly horny humor.
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Samoa
For a week we hung out in Samoa.
Jenny clad in a long feather boa.
She would tease me, and tickle.
Then go down on my pickle.
It was great, and now I want some moa.
From the Vacation Series.
Jenny clad in a long feather boa.
She would tease me, and tickle.
Then go down on my pickle.
It was great, and now I want some moa.
From the Vacation Series.
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Scheming
I spend all my time planning and scheming,
Ways to pull off all that I am dreaming.
However lofty my goals,
I would walk on hot coals
Just to once more see your smile beaming.
Ways to pull off all that I am dreaming.
However lofty my goals,
I would walk on hot coals
Just to once more see your smile beaming.
Monday, March 28, 2011
Aging? Never!!
I refuse to concede that I'm aging.
It's a battle I'm fervently waging.
My defense: to spend hours
With Jenny's restorative powers.
In her hands, my erection is raging.
It's a battle I'm fervently waging.
My defense: to spend hours
With Jenny's restorative powers.
In her hands, my erection is raging.
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Face Time
From the moment I enter her place,
Want my cock before Jenny's bright face.
She smiles when she sees it.
Her gentle tongue will then tease it.
She delights and satisfies with her grace.
Want my cock before Jenny's bright face.
She smiles when she sees it.
Her gentle tongue will then tease it.
She delights and satisfies with her grace.
Saturday, March 26, 2011
Overtaken
Decorum overtaken by lust.
Buried in you I fev'rishly thrust.
So vigorously I ride you.
Plunging deeper inside you.
Coming so hard the condom might bust.
Buried in you I fev'rishly thrust.
So vigorously I ride you.
Plunging deeper inside you.
Coming so hard the condom might bust.
Friday, March 25, 2011
Mouse
Jenny's date was hung just like a mouse.
He'd heard that from his disgruntled spouse.
Jenny makes him feel manly.
She treats him so grandly,
That he offered to buy her a house.
From the Date Series.
He'd heard that from his disgruntled spouse.
Jenny makes him feel manly.
She treats him so grandly,
That he offered to buy her a house.
From the Date Series.
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Roman Gratitude
Jenny loved the show at Caesar's Palace.
She exemplifies what a great gal is.
Though her date got quite hammered,
With Jenny he's enamored.
To thank him she deep-throated his phallus.
From the Vegas Series.
She exemplifies what a great gal is.
Though her date got quite hammered,
With Jenny he's enamored.
To thank him she deep-throated his phallus.
From the Vegas Series.
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Mirage
Jenny left their suite at the Mirage.
All dressed up, with a lovely corsage.
At the end of the night,
Much to her date's delight,
She gave him a great prostate massage.
From the Vegas Series.
All dressed up, with a lovely corsage.
At the end of the night,
Much to her date's delight,
She gave him a great prostate massage.
From the Vegas Series.
Monday, March 21, 2011
Change of Pace
At a five-star hotel like Bellagio,
Jenny likes her lovemaking adagio.
That more leisurely pace
Puts a smile on her face.
She speeds up when performing fellagio.
From the Vegas Series.
Jenny likes her lovemaking adagio.
That more leisurely pace
Puts a smile on her face.
She speeds up when performing fellagio.
From the Vegas Series.
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Green With Envy
When she visits, all the girls get so jealous.
She's desired by all the rich fellas.
The most beautiful one,
And, by far, the most fun.
That's because in bed she's overzealous.
From the Vegas Series.
She's desired by all the rich fellas.
The most beautiful one,
And, by far, the most fun.
That's because in bed she's overzealous.
From the Vegas Series.
Friday, March 18, 2011
Hanger-On
Jenny's date was a pest, you might say.
He would come, and then not go away.
As much as she tried,
He would not go outside.
He just wanted extra time to play.
From the Date Series.
He would come, and then not go away.
As much as she tried,
He would not go outside.
He just wanted extra time to play.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Desert Storm
Darling Jenny took Vegas by storm.
Horny guys gathered 'round in a swarm.
Too bad she's on a break...
Oh the money she'd make!
As to each one's delight she'd perform.
From the Vegas Series.
Horny guys gathered 'round in a swarm.
Too bad she's on a break...
Oh the money she'd make!
As to each one's delight she'd perform.
From the Vegas Series.
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Overtaken
When dear Jenny took over Sin City
It was not just 'cause she's so darn pretty.
It's her driving ambition
That brought this to fruition.
For those out-of-work escorts: have pity!
From the Vegas Series.
It was not just 'cause she's so darn pretty.
It's her driving ambition
That brought this to fruition.
For those out-of-work escorts: have pity!
From the Vegas Series.
Monday, March 14, 2011
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Princess
It might seem that I praise to excess,
But your pussy is like a Princess.
And just like Princess Jasmine
She loves having A Lad In.
And I wish he was me, I confess.
But your pussy is like a Princess.
And just like Princess Jasmine
She loves having A Lad In.
And I wish he was me, I confess.
Saturday, March 12, 2011
Friday, March 11, 2011
Rich
Jenny's last date was not at all nice.
Downright nasty, in fact, cold as ice.
He'd command, "Suck me, bitch!"
But he was filthy rich.
Paying ten times her usual price.
From the Date Series.
Downright nasty, in fact, cold as ice.
He'd command, "Suck me, bitch!"
But he was filthy rich.
Paying ten times her usual price.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Star
One time a big film star named Gary,
Found Jenny and she took his cherry.
She was his first provider,
When he came deep inside her,
He discovered why she's legendary.
Found Jenny and she took his cherry.
She was his first provider,
When he came deep inside her,
He discovered why she's legendary.
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Pants On Fire
I'm a liar and terrible cheater.
Heartless bastard who thinks with his peter.
Morals fly out the window,
When Jenny's head's on my pillow.
And she lies back and moans while I eat her.
Jenny called me these names, and it's true.
Confronting these facts, I feel blue.
Hope she won't think ill of me,
Finds a way to still love me.
That's the one thing that will pull me through.
Heartless bastard who thinks with his peter.
Morals fly out the window,
When Jenny's head's on my pillow.
And she lies back and moans while I eat her.
Jenny called me these names, and it's true.
Confronting these facts, I feel blue.
Hope she won't think ill of me,
Finds a way to still love me.
That's the one thing that will pull me through.
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Special Care
Jenny sat in the manicure chair.
Told the girl to take extra good care.
Her favorite cock she'd be pleasing,
With perfect nails she'd be teasing.
In an hour her lucky man would be there.
From the Nails Series.
Told the girl to take extra good care.
Her favorite cock she'd be pleasing,
With perfect nails she'd be teasing.
In an hour her lucky man would be there.
From the Nails Series.
Monday, March 7, 2011
New Obsession
It's like I never did it before.
Want to lick you 'till my tongue is sore.
When I do leave your place,
A huge smile on my face.
I want to come back and do it some more.
Want to lick you 'till my tongue is sore.
When I do leave your place,
A huge smile on my face.
I want to come back and do it some more.
Sunday, March 6, 2011
Double Reverse
Entertaining two clients at once.
It was one of my crazier stunts.
It thrilled me so completely
To have them separately eat me.
At that moment I wanted two cunts.
It was one of my crazier stunts.
It thrilled me so completely
To have them separately eat me.
At that moment I wanted two cunts.
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Cock and Key
Jenny slips her hand inside my boxers.
She knows perfectly well that my cock's hers.
I hate when we're apart.
She has stolen my heart,
And I must find the key that unlocks hers.
She knows perfectly well that my cock's hers.
I hate when we're apart.
She has stolen my heart,
And I must find the key that unlocks hers.
Alternative
I enjoy when you are "off the clock."
That's a time we can just sit and talk.
A nice two-person meeting.
There'll be no pussy-eating.
And you're keeping your hands off my cock.
That's a time we can just sit and talk.
A nice two-person meeting.
There'll be no pussy-eating.
And you're keeping your hands off my cock.
Friday, March 4, 2011
Not Here
Jenny's date was a little bit queer.
He just wanted to come in her rear.
Even though she denied him,
She still satisfied him.
With a kiss, a blowjob, and a beer.
From the Date Series.
He just wanted to come in her rear.
Even though she denied him,
She still satisfied him.
With a kiss, a blowjob, and a beer.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, March 3, 2011
High Flier
Mere words can't express all my gratitude.
For giving me such sexual latitude.
Your adventurous spirit,
My performance: you cheer it.
You have definitely boosted my attitude.
For giving me such sexual latitude.
Your adventurous spirit,
My performance: you cheer it.
You have definitely boosted my attitude.
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Haven
I think of you as my safe haven.
Respite from my hard work-day slavin'.
What keeps my heart ticking?
Knowing soon I'll be licking
That luscious place you keep neatly shaven.
Respite from my hard work-day slavin'.
What keeps my heart ticking?
Knowing soon I'll be licking
That luscious place you keep neatly shaven.
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Bright Blue
Today Jenny's nails are bright blue.
She just wanted to see what I'd do.
And of course, my reaction
Was complete satisfaction.
When she stroked me my cum really flew.
From the Nails Series.
She just wanted to see what I'd do.
And of course, my reaction
Was complete satisfaction.
When she stroked me my cum really flew.
From the Nails Series.
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