Jenny's date, when she blew him, came quick.
His thin, bad-tasting cum made her sick.
She suggested a diet.
Then took him out to buy it.
Now his cum flows out creamy and thick.
From the Date Series.
Limericks and erotic fiction. Fantasy and fun for the connoisseur of fine erotica... and just plain silly horny humor.
Friday, April 15, 2011
Monday, April 11, 2011
Elixir
For him, she's a magic elixir.
There's nothing he would do to fix her.
She makes him feel young,
Attractive, clever, well hung...
And he certainly loves when he licks her.
There's nothing he would do to fix her.
She makes him feel young,
Attractive, clever, well hung...
And he certainly loves when he licks her.
Sunday, April 10, 2011
What's Cooking
Now, my wife doesn't know what's been cooking.
That for love, somewhere else I've been looking.
When I bid her farewell,
Then I will gladly tell:
Jenny's captured my heart with her hooking.
That for love, somewhere else I've been looking.
When I bid her farewell,
Then I will gladly tell:
Jenny's captured my heart with her hooking.
Saturday, April 9, 2011
Easy Choice
I count Jenny among my life's riches.
When I'm thinking of her my cock twitches.
When perusing reviews here,
Call up Jenny: it's quite clear.
She's far better than those other bitches.
When I'm thinking of her my cock twitches.
When perusing reviews here,
Call up Jenny: it's quite clear.
She's far better than those other bitches.
Friday, April 8, 2011
Odd
Jenny's date has desires quite odd.
Regardless, she treats him like a god.
Despite all his strange quirks,
He's nicer than some jerks.
And she loves his magnificent rod.
From the Date Series.
Regardless, she treats him like a god.
Despite all his strange quirks,
He's nicer than some jerks.
And she loves his magnificent rod.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Early to Rise
This morning I am up very early.
Missing you, dear, has made my mood surly.
Loving you beyond belief.
Just one thing brings relief:
To kiss you where your hair's short and curly.
Missing you, dear, has made my mood surly.
Loving you beyond belief.
Just one thing brings relief:
To kiss you where your hair's short and curly.
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Roman Adventure
As the Roman hunks entered the Forum,
The Senate called out for decorum.
But the crowd loudly roars,
As the men drop their drawers,
So that Jenny could measure and score 'em.
The Senate called out for decorum.
But the crowd loudly roars,
As the men drop their drawers,
So that Jenny could measure and score 'em.
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Nurse Jenny
In her twenties, to fatten her purse,
Jenny served as a young trainee nurse.
A male patient she was shaving...
Soon she was misbehaving.
A love for men's dicks is her curse.
Jenny served as a young trainee nurse.
A male patient she was shaving...
Soon she was misbehaving.
A love for men's dicks is her curse.
Monday, April 4, 2011
Battle of the Bulge
Thinking of you, I have to divulge:
My stiff dick gave my trousers a bulge.
Dropped my pants: had to free it.
Wish you were here to see it.
Your sweet pleasures I'd love to indulge.
My stiff dick gave my trousers a bulge.
Dropped my pants: had to free it.
Wish you were here to see it.
Your sweet pleasures I'd love to indulge.
Sunday, April 3, 2011
Quality Care
I entrust my dick to Jenny's care.
She kneels down while I sit in a chair.
Her lovely face... she's a vision.
Jenny makes me get religion.
As I come, I yell out a loud prayer.
She kneels down while I sit in a chair.
Her lovely face... she's a vision.
Jenny makes me get religion.
As I come, I yell out a loud prayer.
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Scratch
In my life I have carved out a niche
For the one girl who scratches my itch.
Her beauty and talents
Keep my spirit in balance.
And one day I will make us both rich.
For the one girl who scratches my itch.
Her beauty and talents
Keep my spirit in balance.
And one day I will make us both rich.
Friday, April 1, 2011
Mickey
Jenny's date was a mobster named Mickey,
Who would often stop by for a quickie.
He loved kissing her neck.
What she didn't expect:
He left her with a big purple hickey.
Who would often stop by for a quickie.
He loved kissing her neck.
What she didn't expect:
He left her with a big purple hickey.
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