Coronation

I'm so honored to know that I've found
Friend and lover so world-renowned.
Want my own invitation
To Jenny's coronation
When "Queen of All Hookers" she's crowned.

Decorated

Swiftly, Jenny's date whipped out his thing.
Through the tip was a bright silver ring.
She first tried to avoid it,
But then when he employed it...
Deep inside, it made her start to sing.

From the Date Series.

Instruction

Jenny could make big dough giving classes
On sucking dick and licking asses.
Her oral proficiency
And erotic efficiency
Would bring pleasure to the horny masses.

Friday the 13th

Today's the day we try to duck
All misfortune, dark spirits, bad luck.
Keep black cats from my path.
Bad omens incur my wrath.
We should stay home, get naked, and fuck.

Bent

Jenny's date was a very nice gent.
But his cock was decidedly bent.
Our dear Jenny's so flexible;
She found his crooked dick sex-able.
It was worth every penny he spent.

From the Date Series.