Jenny genuinely loves her profession.
Certainly she gives me that impression.
She gets hundreds of bucks
For each dick that she sucks.
Growing rich even in a recession.
Limericks and erotic fiction. Fantasy and fun for the connoisseur of fine erotica... and just plain silly horny humor.
Thursday, June 30, 2011
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Divertissement
I think of it as recreation.
A hobby; a fun avocation.
It's like golf, but instead,
We play on Jenny's bed.
Where each visit feels like a vacation.
A hobby; a fun avocation.
It's like golf, but instead,
We play on Jenny's bed.
Where each visit feels like a vacation.
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Patriotic
Jenny's nails have gone all patriotic.
She considers the style quite exotic.
Polished red, white and blue:
Forever my love is true.
Her effect on me: purely hypnotic.
From the Nails Series.
She considers the style quite exotic.
Polished red, white and blue:
Forever my love is true.
Her effect on me: purely hypnotic.
From the Nails Series.
Monday, June 27, 2011
Lonely
My dick seems so lonesome and small,
Since today he can't see you at all.
There's no use in complaining.
I'm so used to abstaining.
When I get back we'll give you a call.
Since today he can't see you at all.
There's no use in complaining.
I'm so used to abstaining.
When I get back we'll give you a call.
Saturday, June 25, 2011
Boys
I'm afraid that I make too much noise,
When Jenny is kissing the boys.
I feel so ecstatic,
My moan's automatic.
It's one of my life's greatest joys.
When Jenny is kissing the boys.
I feel so ecstatic,
My moan's automatic.
It's one of my life's greatest joys.
Friday, June 24, 2011
Turk
Jenny's date is a big, handsome Turk.
She rides cowgirl and he goes berserk.
Like a bronco he's bucking,
All the time that they're fucking.
Jenny says it's all fun, not like work.
From the Date Series.
She rides cowgirl and he goes berserk.
Like a bronco he's bucking,
All the time that they're fucking.
Jenny says it's all fun, not like work.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Frustration
A long day that was filled with frustration.
Being with you would be my salvation.
Sadly, bad circumstance
Must delay our romance.
I'll fall back on lonely masturbation.
Being with you would be my salvation.
Sadly, bad circumstance
Must delay our romance.
I'll fall back on lonely masturbation.
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Black Lace
Jenny's nails had decor like black lace.
Stroked my cock at a leisurely pace.
Instantly it erected.
Quickly came, unexpected.
She had my cum all over her face.
From the Nails Series.
Stroked my cock at a leisurely pace.
Instantly it erected.
Quickly came, unexpected.
She had my cum all over her face.
From the Nails Series.
Monday, June 20, 2011
Sunday, June 19, 2011
Art Lover
My dear Jenny is urbane and smart.
Now I've learned she's a lover of art.
In the park where we found it,
She wrapped her lips around it.
Took a crowbar to get them apart.
Now I've learned she's a lover of art.
In the park where we found it,
She wrapped her lips around it.
Took a crowbar to get them apart.
Saturday, June 18, 2011
Retrospective
Jenny's beauty and charms are dependable.
This past year has been just so incredible.
Such a great sense of humor.
I just want to consume her.
She is gorgeous and witty and edible.
This past year has been just so incredible.
Such a great sense of humor.
I just want to consume her.
She is gorgeous and witty and edible.
Friday, June 17, 2011
Music Man
Jenny's date, a jazz drummer, was cool.
She loved him for the size of his tool.
He brought with him some grass
That knocked her on her ass.
When he left, all she could do was drool.
From the Date Series.
She loved him for the size of his tool.
He brought with him some grass
That knocked her on her ass.
When he left, all she could do was drool.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Twitter-Phobia
From now on I must be more discreet.
No more pics of my cock will I tweet.
Just for you, here's a fast one.
But it will be my last one.
Please don't forward! Now, quick - press "Delete"!
No more pics of my cock will I tweet.
Just for you, here's a fast one.
But it will be my last one.
Please don't forward! Now, quick - press "Delete"!
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Appealing Apparel
Jenny puts on her sexiest heels.
Dons a nightie that barely conceals.
She's a vision, all in red.
What goes through this guy's head
Is how completely her beauty appeals.
Dons a nightie that barely conceals.
She's a vision, all in red.
What goes through this guy's head
Is how completely her beauty appeals.
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Vermilion
Jenny's nails are a splendid vermilion.
All the rage down at Westside Pavilion.
Watch her stroke me... it's blissful!
Soon I come... it's a fistful.
If I had it, I'd give her five million.
From the Nails Series.
All the rage down at Westside Pavilion.
Watch her stroke me... it's blissful!
Soon I come... it's a fistful.
If I had it, I'd give her five million.
From the Nails Series.
Monday, June 13, 2011
Sunday, June 12, 2011
Saturday, June 11, 2011
Friday, June 10, 2011
Better Living Through Chemistry
Jenny's date needs a chemical boost.
So he shows up to see her all juiced.
Thanks to the Viagra,
His cum flowed like Niagara.
He had taken too much, she deduced.
From the Date Series.
So he shows up to see her all juiced.
Thanks to the Viagra,
His cum flowed like Niagara.
He had taken too much, she deduced.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Heads and Tails
When we lie together, head to tail
It's a pleasure that just cannot fail.
Tongues in synchronous action
Deliver satisfaction.
You make me so damn glad to be male.
It's a pleasure that just cannot fail.
Tongues in synchronous action
Deliver satisfaction.
You make me so damn glad to be male.
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Not Waiting to Exhale
All day long I've been randomly sighing.
Love you so much; there is no denying.
My taste's quite discerning;
But where sex is concerning,
I'm so glad it's your pussy I'm buying.
Love you so much; there is no denying.
My taste's quite discerning;
But where sex is concerning,
I'm so glad it's your pussy I'm buying.
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Radical
With her nails, Jenny's now gone quite radical.
The French look has gone on sabbatical.
Colors, sparkles and glitter:
Every one seems to fit her.
Regardless, for her I'm fanatical.
From the Nails Series.
The French look has gone on sabbatical.
Colors, sparkles and glitter:
Every one seems to fit her.
Regardless, for her I'm fanatical.
From the Nails Series.
Monday, June 6, 2011
Sunday, June 5, 2011
Grand Design
When my cock nestles in your vagina,
In the Universe nothing feels finer.
The sensation's perfection,
The way you fit my erection.
Heartfelt thanks go to the Grand Designer.
In the Universe nothing feels finer.
The sensation's perfection,
The way you fit my erection.
Heartfelt thanks go to the Grand Designer.
Saturday, June 4, 2011
Proximity
When you stroked me right next to your cheek,
Greater pleasure I could never seek.
I came; you kissed me there.
Called me your "pookie bear."
I was moved beyond words... could not speak.
Greater pleasure I could never seek.
I came; you kissed me there.
Called me your "pookie bear."
I was moved beyond words... could not speak.
Friday, June 3, 2011
Average
Jenny's date was a swell chap named Larry.
His dick was average, ordinary.
But she treated him grandly.
Made him feel big and manly.
He was hopeful one day they might marry.
From the Date Series.
His dick was average, ordinary.
But she treated him grandly.
Made him feel big and manly.
He was hopeful one day they might marry.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, June 2, 2011
Up and Down
That last week was so crazy and stressful.
Need a break that's both sexy and restful.
First, my face in your lap.
Then a short little nap.
When I wake up, I'll squirt you a chest full.
Need a break that's both sexy and restful.
First, my face in your lap.
Then a short little nap.
When I wake up, I'll squirt you a chest full.
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
A Notch Above
I'm aware that I just can't compete.
With the kinds of guys Jenny will meet.
I'm not rich; I can't dance.
But when it comes to romance,
She must know that my love can't be beat.
With the kinds of guys Jenny will meet.
I'm not rich; I can't dance.
But when it comes to romance,
She must know that my love can't be beat.
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