Seems to be an oft-recurring topic.
My dick's small, though it's not microscopic.
In Jenny's mouth it just fits.
Feels great between her tits.
My short stature's not so catastrophic.
Limericks and erotic fiction. Fantasy and fun for the connoisseur of fine erotica... and just plain silly horny humor.
Sunday, July 31, 2011
Saturday, July 30, 2011
Friday, July 29, 2011
Nerd
Jenny's date was a shy, skinny nerd.
He had never had sex, she inferred.
All his life, introverted.
She touched his dick: he squirted.
Then he left without saying a word.
From the Date Series.
He had never had sex, she inferred.
All his life, introverted.
She touched his dick: he squirted.
Then he left without saying a word.
From the Date Series.
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Angelina
The last time I saw Angelina,
As her soft lips caressed my hard weiner,
"Forget that jerk Brad."
"You're the best that I've had!"
She's said that every time that I've seen her.
From the Famous Series.
As her soft lips caressed my hard weiner,
"Forget that jerk Brad."
"You're the best that I've had!"
She's said that every time that I've seen her.
From the Famous Series.
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Monday, July 25, 2011
Sunday, July 24, 2011
Bacon
Gave dear Jenny a bra made of bacon.
At Victoria's, all others were taken.
Latest style in New York,
Though it does smell like pork.
When we fuck, it prevents her tits shakin'.
At Victoria's, all others were taken.
Latest style in New York,
Though it does smell like pork.
When we fuck, it prevents her tits shakin'.
Saturday, July 23, 2011
Friday, July 22, 2011
Dealer
Jenny's date trafficked all kinds of drugs.
He consorted with hoodlums and thugs.
He'd arrive, and come fast.
Then slap her on the ass.
He was not one for long, tender hugs.
From the Date Series.
He consorted with hoodlums and thugs.
He'd arrive, and come fast.
Then slap her on the ass.
He was not one for long, tender hugs.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Mariah
The hours I spent with Mariah
Were fulfilling a longtime desire.
She sang all of her hits
While I fucked her big tits.
The photo proves I'm not a liar.
From the Famous Series.
Were fulfilling a longtime desire.
She sang all of her hits
While I fucked her big tits.
The photo proves I'm not a liar.
From the Famous Series.
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Nervy
My world has gone all topsy-turvy.
Could it be I've caught rickets? Or scurvy?
I'm feeling listless and down
Since she went out of town.
I miss Jenny, so luscious and curvy.
Could it be I've caught rickets? Or scurvy?
I'm feeling listless and down
Since she went out of town.
I miss Jenny, so luscious and curvy.
Monday, July 18, 2011
Carrying a Torch
As he dances, he's juggling fire.
He sees Jenny and is swept by desire.
Accustomed to flaming torches,
But finds her hot pussy scorches.
Seems that Jenny's twat temperature's higher.
From the Missing Series.
He sees Jenny and is swept by desire.
Accustomed to flaming torches,
But finds her hot pussy scorches.
Seems that Jenny's twat temperature's higher.
From the Missing Series.
Sunday, July 17, 2011
Hula
At a luau, Jenny watched the girls hula.
Next to her sat a rich, horny fool. A
Conversation ensued.
Then, for hours they screwed.
In a week, she earned lots of his moolah.
From the Missing Series.
Next to her sat a rich, horny fool. A
Conversation ensued.
Then, for hours they screwed.
In a week, she earned lots of his moolah.
From the Missing Series.
Saturday, July 16, 2011
Youth
With Jenny nothing ever seems dirty.
Just playful and fun, even flirty.
She's a sexy good sport.
And I'm pleased to report
That she looks not a day over thirty.
Just playful and fun, even flirty.
She's a sexy good sport.
And I'm pleased to report
That she looks not a day over thirty.
Friday, July 15, 2011
Web
Jenny's date was an old pal named Spider.
His pants couldn't be any tighter.
When she spied his big bulge,
Jenny had to divulge:
She just wanted his big dick inside her.
From the Date Series.
His pants couldn't be any tighter.
When she spied his big bulge,
Jenny had to divulge:
She just wanted his big dick inside her.
From the Date Series.
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Dreamscape
You inspire my wild erotic dreams.
In each one the sex goes to extremes.
My penis is huge.
I squirt buckets of spooge.
And our passionate lust really steams.
In each one the sex goes to extremes.
My penis is huge.
I squirt buckets of spooge.
And our passionate lust really steams.
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Time Passing
Sexy thoughts about Jenny are frequent.
One will come, then another's subsequent.
My salacious daydreams,
Often go to extremes.
Then I'm wondering where the whole week went.
One will come, then another's subsequent.
My salacious daydreams,
Often go to extremes.
Then I'm wondering where the whole week went.
Monday, July 11, 2011
Lucky Date 7/11
Hope today's date will make us both lucky.
We will score a big jackpot - how ducky!
Our eight-figure winnings
Enable new beginnings:
We'll move to our mansion in Kentucky.
We will score a big jackpot - how ducky!
Our eight-figure winnings
Enable new beginnings:
We'll move to our mansion in Kentucky.
Sunday, July 10, 2011
First Time
I first called her with much trepidation.
My poor heart fluttered with palpitation.
She set my mind at ease,
So thoroughly did she please.
Now each time, my soul feels jubilation.
My poor heart fluttered with palpitation.
She set my mind at ease,
So thoroughly did she please.
Now each time, my soul feels jubilation.
Saturday, July 9, 2011
Friday, July 8, 2011
Equine
Jenny's date was a little equine.
Now, his face and his features were fine.
What I'm saying, of course,
He was hung like a horse.
Which sent Jenny right up to cloud nine.
From the Date Series.
Now, his face and his features were fine.
What I'm saying, of course,
He was hung like a horse.
Which sent Jenny right up to cloud nine.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Angelina
The last time I saw Angelina,
As her soft lips caressed my hard weiner,
"Forget that jerk Brad."
"You're the best that I've had!"
She's said that every time that I've seen her.
From the Famous Series.
As her soft lips caressed my hard weiner,
"Forget that jerk Brad."
"You're the best that I've had!"
She's said that every time that I've seen her.
From the Famous Series.
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
Blues
When I read all your stellar reviews,
It sometimes does give me the blues.
They are all so delighted,
At the joys you provided.
Don't you wonder just whose dick is who's?
It sometimes does give me the blues.
They are all so delighted,
At the joys you provided.
Don't you wonder just whose dick is who's?
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
Ghana with the Wind
On one night of our Ghana safari,
Slept alone; the sky was clear and starry.
Our well-hung native guide
Gave my Jenny a ride.
She returned, not the slightest bit sorry.
From the Vacation Series.
Slept alone; the sky was clear and starry.
Our well-hung native guide
Gave my Jenny a ride.
She returned, not the slightest bit sorry.
From the Vacation Series.
Sunday, July 3, 2011
Until Then
I'm sure one day you'll tell me, "Go stick it!"
But until then, my craving - I can't kick it.
I'd kneel next to your bed,
Part your legs with my head,
With your pussy right where I could lick it.
But until then, my craving - I can't kick it.
I'd kneel next to your bed,
Part your legs with my head,
With your pussy right where I could lick it.
Saturday, July 2, 2011
Ghana
Took Jenny on safari in Ghana.
We took photos of flora and fauna.
Every night I would eat her,
And sometimes overheat her.
My dick felt like he was in a sauna.
From the Vacation Series.
We took photos of flora and fauna.
Every night I would eat her,
And sometimes overheat her.
My dick felt like he was in a sauna.
From the Vacation Series.
Friday, July 1, 2011
Russian
Jenny's date was a handsome young Russian.
A musician, specialized in percussion.
She knelt before this boy,
Who'd played at the Bolshoi...
Very soon in her mouth he was gushin'.
From the Date Series.
A musician, specialized in percussion.
She knelt before this boy,
Who'd played at the Bolshoi...
Very soon in her mouth he was gushin'.
From the Date Series.
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