Shortstop

Jenny's date was shortstop Derek Jeter.
Very nice, though he declined to eat her.
She really didn't mind,
But was surprised to find
That he had a diminutive peter.

From the Date Series.

Preoccupation

Sometimes sex is too much on my mind.
After being with Jenny, I find.
My pulse starts to quicken.
Soon I'm choking my chicken.
Is it true it can make you go blind?

Spent

As the sun set one late afternoon,
'Round her place naked bodies were strewn.
Jenny's pleased every gent.
Now they're completely spent.
And she's whistling a jubilant tune.

On her couch: four exhausted young men.
All worn out since she finished with them.
No girl's ever outshone her...
Does that one have a boner?
"Maybe he'd like to fuck me again!"

Patience

The first time her sweet mouth held my prick,
Jenny's skills made me come much too quick.
After many fellations,
I've developed some patience.
So now I can enjoy every lick.

Reflected Desire

As my lonely dick stared in the mirror,
His intention could not have been clearer.
The yearning reflected
As he stood there, erected:
To climb atop Jenny and spear her.

Bahrain

Spent a long weekend touring Bahrain.
Rode cross-country on a high-speed train.
It was very romantic,
But lovemaking got frantic.
We fucked so hard my back got a sprain.

From the Vacation Series.

Timber!

I'd be with you each day if I could.
Loving you is easily understood.
I'll just keep coming back,
Like a sex lumberjack.
With an endless supply of fresh wood.

Fruit Lover

Jenny's date loved his girlfriend, named Helen.
He spoke fondly as his dick was swellin'.
Jenny knelt at his feet...
Found his penis quite sweet.
Turns out Helen's a ripe watermelon!

From the Date Series.

Tasty

No matter how much he produces,
Jenny never gives any excuses.
She will swallow it down
With a smile, not a frown.
Then say she loves the taste of his juices.

Egg-citing

So for sex on my trip I won't beg,
Brought along a masturbating egg.
Even though it's not edible,
Jerking off feels incredible.
I've abused it so much it's a wreck.

Displayed

"See my lovely red nails?" she displayed.
I approved, giving them an "A" grade.
Touching my cock, she teased it.
I watched close as she squeezed it.
Made me extra aroused while she played.

From the Nails Series.

Dementia

I know sometimes I sound quite demented.
You're better than I could have invented.
A woman so perfect for me.
It's so clear there before me:
My love for you could not be prevented.

On the Rack

I've been using my stretching device,
In the hopes it will make you think twice.
My length gets your attention
So one day you will mention:
"You fucked me so deep... It felt nice!"

Rocky

With "Rocky Horror" on the bedroom TV.
We embarked on a wild, sexy spree.
When they sang "Hot Patootie"
Squirted cum on her booty.
Jenny was not too happy with me.

Darth Vader

Jenny's date, the arch-villain Darth Vader,
Fancied himself a smooth operator.
Though she loves all her clients,
She joined the Rebel Alliance:
Jenny hated the way Vader ate her.

From the Date Series.

Java

Though Jenny likes tea, he brought coffee.
When her mad oral skills got him off, he
Could not get it up
To have a second cup.
Jenny teased him for being a softy.

Fashion Statement

I've adopted a new style of attire,
New encounters I hope to inspire.
Girls that see me promoting
Will want to be deep-throating.
Too subtle? Should I set my sights higher?

Peach

Jenny's nails today are gorgeous peach.
Dropped my pants and stood where she could reach.
When she touched me I shuddered.
"That feels nice," softly uttered.
Then I lost all control of my speech.

From the Nails Series.

Aer Lingus

I do love giving you cunnilingus.
For the mutual joy it does bring us.
And it feels so damn great
When you reciprocate
By squeezing and stroking my dingus.

Perfect Fit

When my cock slips inside you, my love,
Snugly fits like a hand in a glove.
More perfect for me,
You could not possibly be.
You're a gift straight from heaven above.

Unexpected

I just love when we share oral sex.
A delight in so many respects.
You find awkward positions,
To complete your oral missions.
I can't wait to see what you do next!

Auf Deutsch

Jenny's date: a big German named Franz.
He was blessed with einen schönen großen Schwanz.*
Before his big Bratwurst
Can quench Jenny's cum-thirst,
She must stroke it with both of her Handz.

* a beautiful large dick

From the Date Series.

Hold Please

On her Blackberry she'd called Verizon.
Her muffled replies were disguising,
That while Jenny would talk,
She was sucking my cock.
That she did both so well was surprising.

El Paso

Flew my Jenny to El Paso, Texas.
In our private jet - that's where great sex is!
Bared her breasts over Tucson
For me to squirt my juice on.
Not even turbulence could vex us.

From the Vacation Series.

Crimson

Jenny's date asked for long crimson nails.
So she took care of all the details.
With her fresh manicure,
She went bold, not demure.
Jenny knows how to please horny males.

From the Nails Series.

Versatile

Lovely Jenny's so eager to please.
On her back, on all fours, on her knees.
There is no sexual pose
She'd decline; I suppose
She would even swing from a trapeze.

Old-Fashioned

When Jenny's young suitor came courting,
She was shocked by the wood he was sporting.
Though they both seem quite proper,
In a trice he's atop her.
Thrusting into her, grunting and snorting.

Topping - Three Ways

Jenny dished out a scoop of ice cream.
On her knees, then, she fulfilled my dream.
She quickly had me popping.
"Its my favorite topping!"
She loves tasting my cum, it would seem.

Jenny scoops ice cream into a cup.
With her soft hand she soon gets me up.
She strokes me without stopping.
"Its my favorite topping!"
With her spoon then she eats it all up.

Jenny scoops ice cream into a dish.
Her soft hand strokes me just like I wish.
She pumps me without stopping.
"Its my favorite topping!"
She takes a bite and exclaims, "It's delish!"

Norway

Jenny's date was a banker from Norway.
He fucked her as they stood in the doorway.
She held onto the jamb,
And in two minutes: Bam!
For him, Jenny could forgo the foreplay.

From the Date Series.

Collateral Benefit

Talked to Jenny and got so excited.
My desires, sad to say, were divided.
Went to bed with my wife.
Gave her the night of her life.
Breathlessly, she said she was delighted.