Mr. Bones

Jenny's Halloween date was a loner.
Reluctant at first just to phone her.
Though the thunder and lightning
Made his appearance quite frightening,
He sure knew what to do with his boner!

Vampire Jenny

At the costume ball, rude tongues were clucking.
Tender eyes behind gloved hands were ducking.
Lovely Jenny's my date,
Dressed as Dracula's mate...
But it isn't my blood that she's sucking.

Cryogenic

To keep his corpse from decomposing,
Jenny's dead date had his body frozen.
She is faithful, not fickle.
So she sucked his cock-sicle.
And his cum was ice cold, I'm supposing.

Happy Halloween!

Shocking

No Halloween shop seemed to stock it.
Custom-made then; reached deep in my pocket.
Our tastes are eclectic
So our costume's electric.
Can I please put my plug in your socket?

Happy Halloween!

Back Strain

My dick's massive: a hefty three-pounder.
When I shave, I rest him on the counter.
Takes the strain off my spine.
Jenny likes it just fine.
Makes her squeal every time that I mount her.

Drink Up

Darling Jenny loves men - and their cocks.
Her thirst for them is unorthodox.
Takes them straight up, or neat;
This cock-tale is complete:
'Cause she even likes cock on the rocks!

Fruit Lover - Halloween Edition

Jenny's date called to say he was stopping
On his way to her for grocery shopping.
He desired a pumpkin
To squirt all his spunk in.
It's the only fruit that got him popping.

From the Date Series.

Never-Ending Adventures

I have loved all our sensual adventures.
When I said, "I love pussy!" I meant yours.
I hope we can keep doing
All that licking and screwing
Even when we're both old and wear dentures.

Jet Lag

Jenny came back from Paris jet-lagged.
All around her place, her ass just dragged.
Would not give herself slack.
Right to work she went back.
And perked up once she was properly shagged.

Concession

You're by far the great joy in my life.
Helping me through my times of great strife.
But disappointment I've found
When you are not around,
I am forced to have sex with my wife!

Marcel

Out one night, entertaining Marcel,
When they kissed, his dick started to swell.
Jenny had not expected
The way Marcel erected:
'Twas as stately as La Tour Eiffel!

Still Life With Penis

Poked my sad, lonesome dick through a wall.
Since today he can't see you at all.
There's no use in complaining.
I'm so used to abstaining.
When you get back we'll give you a call.

From the Missing Series.

Pierre

Jenny met a hot Frenchman, Pierre.
For her twat he did not have a care.
She blew him with a flourish.
Still that would not discourage
His affair with her fair derriere.

Wait Until...

Jenny dated charismatic Jean-Marc.
This Parisian made her feel quite a spark.
Then she found out this guy
Was incredibly shy
And would only make love in the dark.

From the Date Series.

Louvre

Jenny, browsing the art at the Louvre,
Met Henri - very charming and smooth.
They went back to his place,
Where she sat on his face.
She loved how Henri's tongue licked her groove.

Reenactment

Jenny met two guys in Paris, France.
Engaged them in a three-way romance.
They were fucking, then froze,
In a picturesque pose.
Passersby took a long second glance.

French Perfection

Jenny now has a French manicure.
That's my favorite of all, to be sure.
Her Paris manicurist,
Pleases me; I'm a purist.
Jenny's place in my heart is secure.

From the Nails Series.

Departure

You'll be gone for a week - can't believe it.
I'm so horny - no one to relieve it.
I'll build up such a load,
By that time, I'll explode!
Will you open your mouth to receive it?

Coq en Français

Jenny met Jacques at the Eiffel Tower.
He soon learned of her sexual power.
In her room, clever Jacques,
Jenny rode his French cock.
He came with her three times in an hour.

S'amuser à Paris

Now you're off for a week in Paree.
Sure to be a fun sightseeing spree.
For a good time, just say:
"Voulez-vous me baiser?"
I just wish that you were there with me.

Jenny took a week-long trip to Paris with a client. That didn't stop me from writing a poem for her every day.

Stormtrooper

At the door was a horny Stormtrooper.
He brought wads of cash; that's always super.
Stating his sex intention
Met with her harsh dissension:
He just wanted to fuck Jenny's pooper.

From the Date Series and the Anal Series.

Eternity

Oh, Jenny, I think you are swell.
If our fate is to wind up in Hell,
Let's annoy every demon,
As I give you my semen,
And out loud, "Oh my God!" we both yell.

Wishing

My hand feels my erect penis throb.
Staring at my engorged purple knob.
I wish Jenny were here.
My desire is clear:
I am craving her perfect blowjob.

Shouldering the Burden

I love Jenny so much! That I've told her.
Want to share a confession that's bolder.
I am totally smitten
Any time that she's sittin'
Facing me, with one thigh on each shoulder.

Canine

On a pillow sweet Jenny's head rested.
She was kneeling, bent forward, and suggested:
"We should go all canine!
Please fuck me from behind."
Soon inside her my throbbing cock nested.

Oversized

When her date dropped his pants, Jenny said,
"Perfect penis! And such a big head!"
For her pussy, they found,
It was too big around.
So she lubed up and stroked him instead.

Anti-Aging

His time on Earth went by so fast. He
First tried Botox and then rhinoplasty.
While he tried not to age,
One thing turned back the page:
When he fucked Jenny hard, hot and nasty.

Glands

Jenny's date suffered overactive glands.
He came quick - at the touch of her hands.
His climax was protracted.
All his cum she extracted.
That sure spoiled his second-pop plans.

From the Date Series.

Bunny/Cock Tale

Lovely Jenny's my sweet little bunny.
After fucking, she said to me, "Honey...
Such a beautiful cock!
Let's go out for a walk.
But let's take off the masks: we look funny."

Beck's

His dick's healthy, and when it erects,
Grows as thick as a full can of Beck's.
Jenny fucked him, said, "Honey,
You owe me some more money...
That thing makes for uncomfortable sex."

Objet d'Art

Jenny's living room wall has new art
Celebrating her favorite body part.
She walks by, can't resist.
All five of them get kissed.
It's a sculpture that's dear to her heart.

Ten

In my dream I have ten rock-hard inches.
Each time dear Jenny sees it she flinches.
With her legs spread before me,
My darling will implore me:
"Ooh, go slow. That enormous thing pinches!"

Ritual

Every time that I go to the john,
As I unzip and pull out my wand,
Jenny enters my mind,
And too quickly I find,
I'm too hard to get anything done.

Honor

Jenny found herself under attack!
Jealous hookers who wrote and talked smack.
I defended her honor.
Crushed all slurs heaped upon her.
Very soon I had her honor back.