As a lover you're sinfully gifted.
You know well how my spirits you've lifted.
I have such a strong bent
For your feminine scent
Since the first time I knelt down and sniffed it.
Limericks and erotic fiction. Fantasy and fun for the connoisseur of fine erotica... and just plain silly horny humor.
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Cheek
As you brush lovely nails o'er my cheek,
My heart flutters, hands shake, knees go weak.
Fingers glide down my torso,
Which I love even more, so
I am spellbound, unable to speak.
From the Nails Series.
My heart flutters, hands shake, knees go weak.
Fingers glide down my torso,
Which I love even more, so
I am spellbound, unable to speak.
From the Nails Series.
Monday, November 28, 2011
And A Smile
Jenny thought he was making a joke:
Said his dick was as big as a Coke.
Stood it next to a can...
Now she is a big fan.
Though to take it all in makes her choke.
Said his dick was as big as a Coke.
Stood it next to a can...
Now she is a big fan.
Though to take it all in makes her choke.
Sunday, November 27, 2011
Sacred Beauty
Saturday, November 26, 2011
Post-Parting Depression
Took a week-long trip to the East Coast.
Left behind the one girl I love most.
She said none could deliver
Pleasures my cock can give her.
Found herself giving head to a post.
Left behind the one girl I love most.
She said none could deliver
Pleasures my cock can give her.
Found herself giving head to a post.
Friday, November 25, 2011
Blown Cover
Jenny found her new date quite relatable.
Though not young, his sex skills were debatable.
In bed he was inept.
The secret he'd kept?
His girlfriend was cute... and inflatable.
From the Date Series.
Though not young, his sex skills were debatable.
In bed he was inept.
The secret he'd kept?
His girlfriend was cute... and inflatable.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Slow-Moving
He was horny, but slow and so lazy.
Flops down on her bed; there he lays. He
Was so damn lethargic,
But had a nice large dick,
She jumped on it and fucked herself crazy.
Flops down on her bed; there he lays. He
Was so damn lethargic,
But had a nice large dick,
She jumped on it and fucked herself crazy.
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Impressionist
Nothing I do could ever impress you.
Clientele like yours has such success. You
Deserve loads of money.
But there's nothing quite, honey,
Like the fun we have when I undress you.
Clientele like yours has such success. You
Deserve loads of money.
But there's nothing quite, honey,
Like the fun we have when I undress you.
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Winter Rainbow
Jenny showed off her new attitude:
Fuzzy gloves and her nails multi-hued.
While at Starbucks we warmed,
Our day's agenda we formed.
My suggestions she thought were quite lewd.
From the Nails Series.
Fuzzy gloves and her nails multi-hued.
While at Starbucks we warmed,
Our day's agenda we formed.
My suggestions she thought were quite lewd.
From the Nails Series.
Monday, November 21, 2011
Drink Deep
I had just stopped by for a quick drink.
Raging lust, sat her up on the sink.
My desire - obsessive.
My approach - quite aggressive.
As I licked where she's luscious and pink.
Raging lust, sat her up on the sink.
My desire - obsessive.
My approach - quite aggressive.
As I licked where she's luscious and pink.
Sunday, November 20, 2011
Saturday, November 19, 2011
New Pride
You've made me so confident inside.
No more feeling like I have to hide.
You said my dick was "great!"
Now I don't hesitate,
And use locker-room showers with pride.
No more feeling like I have to hide.
You said my dick was "great!"
Now I don't hesitate,
And use locker-room showers with pride.
Friday, November 18, 2011
Burly
Jenny's date was a big man, and burly.
He showed up one dark day gruff and surly.
When she sucked on his wiener,
It improved his demeanor.
Spirits lifted, he left her place early.
From the Date Series.
He showed up one dark day gruff and surly.
When she sucked on his wiener,
It improved his demeanor.
Spirits lifted, he left her place early.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, November 17, 2011
Chandelier
Bought my lover a new chandelier.
Lights that sparkle through crystals so clear.
The phallic design
Suits her taste just fine.
Jenny said, "It looks just like you, dear!"
Lights that sparkle through crystals so clear.
The phallic design
Suits her taste just fine.
Jenny said, "It looks just like you, dear!"
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Fetish
When I see pretty hands I'm delighted.
Manicured nails get me excited.
Orange, sky blue, or reddish.
I confess: it's my fetish.
All the time, though, my lust's unrequited.
From the Nails Series.
Manicured nails get me excited.
Orange, sky blue, or reddish.
I confess: it's my fetish.
All the time, though, my lust's unrequited.
From the Nails Series.
Monday, November 14, 2011
Post-Coital
I love to lay quietly beside you.
The one person in whom I confide. You
Are my wonderful lover.
A moment to recover,
Then I'll want my hard cock deep inside you.
The one person in whom I confide. You
Are my wonderful lover.
A moment to recover,
Then I'll want my hard cock deep inside you.
Sunday, November 13, 2011
Porntastic
I'm addicted to video porn.
I search for it each day, night and morn.
Watching hot sexy action,
Stroking brings satisfaction.
But my wife looks upon it with scorn.
I search for it each day, night and morn.
Watching hot sexy action,
Stroking brings satisfaction.
But my wife looks upon it with scorn.
Saturday, November 12, 2011
No Doubt
Of my love for you I have no doubt.
On those days that I must do without,
When I can't see your face,
Wrap you in my embrace...
I put on my tuxedo and pout.
On those days that I must do without,
When I can't see your face,
Wrap you in my embrace...
I put on my tuxedo and pout.
Friday, November 11, 2011
Pop Fan
Jenny's date was a pop music fan.
Bedding singers was his horny plan.
He had Gaga, and Britney,
And Rhianna too, didn't he?
But would rather see Jenny when he can.
From the Famous Series.
Bedding singers was his horny plan.
He had Gaga, and Britney,
And Rhianna too, didn't he?
But would rather see Jenny when he can.
From the Famous Series.
Thursday, November 10, 2011
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Monday, November 7, 2011
Soaring
You have given my love brand new wings.
Not just one of those casual flings.
You, dear, make my heart soar.
I love you even more
When we're bumping our hot naughty things.
Not just one of those casual flings.
You, dear, make my heart soar.
I love you even more
When we're bumping our hot naughty things.
Sunday, November 6, 2011
Early Destiny
At just nine, no one's path is yet clear.
This statue somehow drew Jenny near.
Though his penis was rusty,
She felt strangely lusty.
Jenny knew this would be her career.
This statue somehow drew Jenny near.
Though his penis was rusty,
She felt strangely lusty.
Jenny knew this would be her career.
Saturday, November 5, 2011
Friday, November 4, 2011
Garden
Jenny's date could play outside for hours.
He especially loved April showers.
While out in the garden,
She stroked his nice hard-on.
But asked him, "Please don't come on the flowers."
From the Date Series.
He especially loved April showers.
While out in the garden,
She stroked his nice hard-on.
But asked him, "Please don't come on the flowers."
From the Date Series.
Thursday, November 3, 2011
Field of Dreams
Jenny sees all these dicks every week.
She compliments every one as unique.
In amid all these penii,
If you have a keen eye,
You might even find mine, should you seek.
She compliments every one as unique.
In amid all these penii,
If you have a keen eye,
You might even find mine, should you seek.
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
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