Value

Even after a stock market crash,
It's worth every cent of my cash.
To hear Jenny's sighs,
When my head's 'tween her thighs,
And her pubes give my face a moustache.

Tres Penes

Jenny's date was not one guy, but three!
Triplets out for a hot sexy spree.
The first paid the full price.
Second made her come twice.
Jenny jerked off the third one for free.

From the Date Series.

Inverted

In pursuit of a new oral treat,
Jenny's date hung her up by her feet.
This leather-clad inversion
Seemed a fresh, new perversion.
Nonetheless, Jenny gobbled his meat.

Boost

You have given my outlook a boost.
Though one day it will come home to roost.
But before that day comes,
Keep caressing my plums.
'Till all over your face I have juiced.

No Fun

It's no fun anymore jerking off.
Now I stare at my dick and just scoff.
Once I'd work up a lather;
Now I'd really much rather
Jenny's soft hands and lips get me off.

Inflation

Jenny felt her boobs were underrated.
So she had them enhanced and inflated.
A little surgery (plastic),
And she looks just fantastic!
Don't you think the effect's understated?

Grand Design

I just love how the Good Lord designed her.
I thank Jesus that He helped me find her.
Knowing Jenny, I'm blessed.
I feel God's love the best
When we're fucking and I am behind her.

Two Surprises

He showed up at her door, unannounced.
Flung it open, and on him she pounced.
For an hour they played...
Quite the sex escapade.
Sad to say, but his check to her bounced.

Stripper

Jenny's date, a male stripper, was ripped.
Sadly, though, he was not well equipped.
Ladies loved when he'd dance,
Until he dropped his pants.
It affected how much he was tipped.

From the Date Series.

Twister

Jenny's supple and flexible wrist,
Is just right to give my cock a twist.
Her strokes quickening pace,
If it points at her face,
I will squirt her right where I've just kissed.

Up Periscope

Out the top of my Jockeys he's peeking.
Lovely Jenny's attention he's seeking.
She reacts when she sees it.
Slides my shorts down and frees it.
She knows just what I want without speaking.

Skin

The mere touch of your nails on my skin
Motivates me to hot carnal sin.
Fingers raked 'cross my back
Prompts a sexy attack,
Leaving me for days with a big grin.

From the Nails Series.

Inflation

Jenny's blessed, being beautifully busted.
I adore how they look; we've discussed it.
Though I clearly approve them,
Jenny wants to improve them.
So she's going to have them adjusted.

Invention

She's the loveliest ever invented.
The best sex that could ever be rented.
Jenny's so lovely and charming,
Her effect is alarming:
The front of my pants is now tented.

Club Med

Spent a great week with Jenny at Club Med.
We had fun on the beach and in bed.
She said she loved the times
When I wrote her fresh rhymes.
As for me, it's when I gave her head.

From the Vacation Series.

Fishy Faux Pas

Jenny's date: a gourmet chef named Billy.
Cooked her salmon; we know that was silly.
He thought she enjoyed fish
And would eat up this dish,
When she said how much she loved "Free Willy".

From the Date Series.

Unity

I'm aware that I have a small unit.
You're too gracious to ever impugn it.
To maximize its appearance
I do pubic-hair clearance.
'Fore I see you I carefully groom it.

Liquid Gratitude

All you've done - I can never repay you.
But I have an idea - what say you?
I'll come over, undress,
Point my dick at your chest.
Then with hot sticky cum I will spray you.

Crimson 2

For her guest, Jenny's nails were rich crimson.
He loves oral; she wants to give him some.
As a succulent treat,
She seized his dark meat.
Then she gobbled it like it was Dim Sum.

From the Nails Series.

Stubble

Her sweet pussy was all that I craved.
But a few days had passed since she shaved.
I would not let her stubble
Burst our erotic bubble.
Diving in, face abrasions I braved.

Technical Adviser

To get your movie's box-office soaring,
Please make sure that your hooker's not boring.
You would be very wise
To have Jenny advise.
She's THE world-renowned expert on whoring.

Love in the Lift

Took sweet Jenny for a night on the town.
Penthouse bistro atop the Hotel Crowne.
We could not wait 'till later...
Once in the elevator,
Jenny knelt as she said "Going down!"

Midlife Crisis

Jenny's date reveled in turning forty.
Bought a new Lamborghini - quite sporty.
A Big Oil lobbyist
And experienced hobbyist.
She knew why all the girls call him "Shorty."

From the Date Series.

Quest

I've embarked on a sexual quest.
Seeking out all the acts that feel best.
My pursuit of these thrills,
Will challenge Jenny's skills.
'Till I've done them my penis won't rest.

Chin Music

After her oral skills made me grin,
Jenny tucked my cock under her chin.
Such phenomenal head...
Then she laid back, legs spread.
And she begged, "Honey, please stick it in!"

Royal Jewelry

She's a favorite of Counts, Dukes and Earls.
Around her an air of mystery swirls.
The Prince knows she's the best,
So he straddled her breasts.
Then he gave her a necklace of pearls.

Morning Glory

Want to be by your side when you wake up.
Before you're all coiffed and in makeup.
Just to lie there, admiring you,
Showing how I'm desiring you...
Just as soon as my wife and I break up.

Money Measurement

These three fellows used quarters to chart
The erect length of their male part.
I am sad to report
That they've all fallen short:
It takes more cash to win Jenny's heart.

Clit-licious

Now, this photo's just pixels and light.
Still, just seeing it brings me delight.
Nothing else could be hotter.
Really makes my mouth water.
And my tongue craves to lick it all night.

Girth Gift

Jenny's date had a dick that she found
Measure seven full inches around.
With a tape she made sure...
Then when he entered her,
Jenny made the most wonderful sound.

From the Date Series.

Stirred, Not Shaken

He attended to her like a Queen. He
Sought to serve her the perfect Martini.
He poured gin and vermouth.
But then faltered, uncouth,
When he stirred it with his erect weenie.