Once I got off with notable speed.
Pumped out streams of my warm, milky seed.
But now I've no excuse
For frequent self-abuse.
Not since Jenny gives me what I need.
Limericks and erotic fiction. Fantasy and fun for the connoisseur of fine erotica... and just plain silly horny humor.
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Monday, January 30, 2012
Sunday, January 29, 2012
Saturday, January 28, 2012
Grooming Elves
Average gals do their grooming themselves.
For this chore Jenny's trained special elves.
She can surely afford it.
And her lover adored it
When into her trimmed pussy he delves.
For this chore Jenny's trained special elves.
She can surely afford it.
And her lover adored it
When into her trimmed pussy he delves.
Friday, January 27, 2012
Brit
Jenny's date was a goofy young Brit.
He just wanted to suckle her tit.
Cooing, "It tastes so yummy!"
Kept on calling her "Mummy."
She concluded that he was a twit.
From the Date Series.
He just wanted to suckle her tit.
Cooing, "It tastes so yummy!"
Kept on calling her "Mummy."
She concluded that he was a twit.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Huge
To have a huge cock would be fine.
If you would play with it: sublime.
I'd hope you'd enjoy it,
But when I employ it,
And slip it inside, you might whine.
If you would play with it: sublime.
I'd hope you'd enjoy it,
But when I employ it,
And slip it inside, you might whine.
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Monday, January 23, 2012
Time For Fun
As he sipped at his twelve-year-old Scotch,
Jenny eyed the nice bulge in his crotch.
In his sexual prime
For fun he had the time.
His big dick even wore its own watch.
Jenny eyed the nice bulge in his crotch.
In his sexual prime
For fun he had the time.
His big dick even wore its own watch.
Sunday, January 22, 2012
Sleepy Surprise
One fine day, as my Jenny was napping.
At her door she did not hear me tapping.
Sneaking in, lust provoked.
Silent, dick out, I stroked.
After that it's MY face she was slapping.
At her door she did not hear me tapping.
Sneaking in, lust provoked.
Silent, dick out, I stroked.
After that it's MY face she was slapping.
Saturday, January 21, 2012
Assault & Battery
She told him that size doesn't matter. He
So wants to believe all her flattery.
She treats his dick so dearly
Though he knows that it's merely
The size of a double-A battery.
So wants to believe all her flattery.
She treats his dick so dearly
Though he knows that it's merely
The size of a double-A battery.
Friday, January 20, 2012
Gross
Jenny's date was a fat, smelly slob. He
Spent all of his dough on one hobby.
She put on sexy hose,
Tightly plugged up her nose.
And proceeded to polish his knobby.
From the Date Series.
Spent all of his dough on one hobby.
She put on sexy hose,
Tightly plugged up her nose.
And proceeded to polish his knobby.
From the Date Series.
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Arboreal Ardor
Her reaction was unbridled glee,
When she spotted this rare penis tree.
For her needs it's well suited.
So she had it uprooted.
"I must have it at home, just for me!"
When she spotted this rare penis tree.
For her needs it's well suited.
So she had it uprooted.
"I must have it at home, just for me!"
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
Finance at Her Fingertips
At a manicure shop on Wall Street,
Jenny got fancy nails, hands and feet.
The "fists full of cash" theme
Flaunts her grand get-rich scheme.
Jenny's millionaire look can't be beat!
From the Nails Series.
Jenny got fancy nails, hands and feet.
The "fists full of cash" theme
Flaunts her grand get-rich scheme.
Jenny's millionaire look can't be beat!
From the Nails Series.
Monday, January 16, 2012
Sunday, January 15, 2012
Reveille
Jerking off is a favorite day-starter.
Today's dawn my cock couldn't be harder.
With my love I'll break fast.
Such great times from our past,
Thinking of her with consummate ardor.
Today's dawn my cock couldn't be harder.
With my love I'll break fast.
Such great times from our past,
Thinking of her with consummate ardor.
Saturday, January 14, 2012
A Good Habit
Fantasized from the moment he met her
The fetish he detailed in a letter.
When she dressed like a sister
He just could not resist her.
The way Jenny performs - there's nun better!
The fetish he detailed in a letter.
When she dressed like a sister
He just could not resist her.
The way Jenny performs - there's nun better!
Friday, January 13, 2012
Waiter
Jenny's date was a cute - but poor - waiter.
Saved gratuities for weeks just to date her.
Poked her asshole, this cad.
That made Jenny so mad...
"Just the tip?" - but that would not placate her.
From the Date Series.
Saved gratuities for weeks just to date her.
Poked her asshole, this cad.
That made Jenny so mad...
"Just the tip?" - but that would not placate her.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, January 12, 2012
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Rose
Jenny's nails are a pale shade of rose.
I adore her so much; that she knows.
Fingers run through my hair;
Placed my tongue softly... there.
Licked her gently and curled her toes.
From the Nails Series.
I adore her so much; that she knows.
Fingers run through my hair;
Placed my tongue softly... there.
Licked her gently and curled her toes.
From the Nails Series.
Monday, January 9, 2012
Acrobatic
We tried out this athletic endeavor.
At the time we both felt very clever.
It's at first problematic
To be this acrobatic...
Now I want to stay like this forever.
At the time we both felt very clever.
It's at first problematic
To be this acrobatic...
Now I want to stay like this forever.
Sunday, January 8, 2012
Blonde Memories
Hot blondes Jenny and Allie were kissing.
I loved watching, but something was missing.
When my cock I inserted,
They licked me 'till I squirted.
That's a scene I'll enjoy reminiscing.
I loved watching, but something was missing.
When my cock I inserted,
They licked me 'till I squirted.
That's a scene I'll enjoy reminiscing.
Saturday, January 7, 2012
Big Trouble
In condoms he must buy XL.
Preferred lube is industrial gel.
She must get on the top
Take him slow, even stop.
Otherwise going in hurts like hell.
Preferred lube is industrial gel.
She must get on the top
Take him slow, even stop.
Otherwise going in hurts like hell.
Friday, January 6, 2012
Fireman
Jenny's date was a hot firefighter.
He would nibble and kiss, lick and bite her.
He was orally astute.
Jenny could not refute
How his tongue and his lips would excite her.
From the Date Series.
He would nibble and kiss, lick and bite her.
He was orally astute.
Jenny could not refute
How his tongue and his lips would excite her.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, January 5, 2012
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Black Hills
Took my Jenny to cold North Dakota.
To get there we took plane, train and boat. A
Charming nudist camp there,
All my friends strutted bare.
She admired their penii and scrota.
From the Vacation Series.
To get there we took plane, train and boat. A
Charming nudist camp there,
All my friends strutted bare.
She admired their penii and scrota.
From the Vacation Series.
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
Hasty Freeze
To the officer Jenny's date faced, he
Confessed that his driving was hasty.
"Please, sir, give me the ticket.
I must race now to lick it...
Jenny's pussy is wonderfully tasty!"
Confessed that his driving was hasty.
"Please, sir, give me the ticket.
I must race now to lick it...
Jenny's pussy is wonderfully tasty!"
Monday, January 2, 2012
Target
There's one thing that someday I must do:
I'm on top, giving you a good screw.
At my peak, I pull out.
Yank the glove off my spout.
Fill your navel with hot creamy goo.
I'm on top, giving you a good screw.
At my peak, I pull out.
Yank the glove off my spout.
Fill your navel with hot creamy goo.
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