I found Jenny home cleaning her oven.
On her knees, giving it a good scrubbin'.
Not believing my eyes...
Got behind her - surprise!
It's the perfect position for lovin'.
Limericks and erotic fiction. Fantasy and fun for the connoisseur of fine erotica... and just plain silly horny humor.
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
No Holding Back
All my self-control I have exerted.
And I hope you won't think me perverted.
Here's my horny request:
I won't get any rest
'Till all over your chin I have squirted.
And I hope you won't think me perverted.
Here's my horny request:
I won't get any rest
'Till all over your chin I have squirted.
Monday, February 27, 2012
Reprieve
My day's schedule was so fully packed.
It's as though evil gremlins attacked.
At my job I'm the best!
But I was very stressed,
Until on your sweet pussy I snacked.
It's as though evil gremlins attacked.
At my job I'm the best!
But I was very stressed,
Until on your sweet pussy I snacked.
Sunday, February 26, 2012
Frigid-Dare
"I'm so horny, yet my wife is frigid.
Our difference is huge; we can't bridge it."
Jenny cooed, "What a pity!"
Put his hand on her titty...
Soon she had his dick throbbing and rigid.
Our difference is huge; we can't bridge it."
Jenny cooed, "What a pity!"
Put his hand on her titty...
Soon she had his dick throbbing and rigid.
Saturday, February 25, 2012
Friday, February 24, 2012
Karate
Jenny's date taught spoiled rich kids karate.
Like us all, he found her very hot. He
Had a thing for the toilet...
And so nothing would spoil it,
She blew him as she sat on the potty.
From the Date Series.
Like us all, he found her very hot. He
Had a thing for the toilet...
And so nothing would spoil it,
She blew him as she sat on the potty.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Floral Gratitude
I ought to bring dear Jenny flowers.
Thank her for all those wonderful hours.
But I must be discreet,
Walking in from the street.
To prevent those unneighborly glowers.
Thank her for all those wonderful hours.
But I must be discreet,
Walking in from the street.
To prevent those unneighborly glowers.
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Nude Reclining
Jenny lounged in the overstuffed chair.
Nude... blonde... buxom, so gorgeous and fair.
Simply could not resist her,
So I knelt down and kissed her...
Then I fucked her - hard - right then and there.
Nude... blonde... buxom, so gorgeous and fair.
Simply could not resist her,
So I knelt down and kissed her...
Then I fucked her - hard - right then and there.
Monday, February 20, 2012
Sunday, February 19, 2012
Fastidious
I found Jenny home cleaning her oven.
On her knees, giving it a good scrubbin'.
Not believing my eyes...
Got behind her - surprise!
It's the perfect position for lovin'.
On her knees, giving it a good scrubbin'.
Not believing my eyes...
Got behind her - surprise!
It's the perfect position for lovin'.
Saturday, February 18, 2012
Have A Stroke
What I need right now is a good stroking.
I'm as hard as a rock -- I'm not joking!
Wrap your hands 'round my shaft.
Tug it hard, fore and aft.
Soon your big, brand-new breasts I'll be soaking.
I'm as hard as a rock -- I'm not joking!
Wrap your hands 'round my shaft.
Tug it hard, fore and aft.
Soon your big, brand-new breasts I'll be soaking.
Friday, February 17, 2012
Mask
Jenny's date brought a black-feathered mask.
"Please wear it and blow me," he'd ask.
Since his dick was so fine,
She would never decline,
And was certainly up to the task.
From the Date Series.
"Please wear it and blow me," he'd ask.
Since his dick was so fine,
She would never decline,
And was certainly up to the task.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
A LIttle Humor
I enjoy when together we're joking
About the size of my cock, as you're stroking.
I love to hear your laugh
About the length of my staff.
Least I know that it won't cause you choking.
I'm delighted that we can share mirth
In my lack of extension and girth.
You do it with affection
For my average erection.
I can't tell you how much that is worth!
About the size of my cock, as you're stroking.
I love to hear your laugh
About the length of my staff.
Least I know that it won't cause you choking.
I'm delighted that we can share mirth
In my lack of extension and girth.
You do it with affection
For my average erection.
I can't tell you how much that is worth!
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Valentine Transition
A Valentine's rhyme with flowers and hearts,
Romantic is at least how it starts.
Thoughts of Jenny, my vixen,
My salacious self kicks in:
I just love to kiss your lady parts.
Romantic is at least how it starts.
Thoughts of Jenny, my vixen,
My salacious self kicks in:
I just love to kiss your lady parts.
Monday, February 13, 2012
Bubblicious
I was thrilled that you went to the trouble,
When you blew me and then blew a bubble.
You've found me quite fellate-able.
Seems my cum is inflatable!
We laughed so hard we bent over double.
When you blew me and then blew a bubble.
You've found me quite fellate-able.
Seems my cum is inflatable!
We laughed so hard we bent over double.
Sunday, February 12, 2012
Presence of Mind
Simply cannot get you off my mind.
When I've seen you, you've been more than kind.
Always treat me so great...
Can I book a quick date?
I can't wait to fuck you from behind.
When I've seen you, you've been more than kind.
Always treat me so great...
Can I book a quick date?
I can't wait to fuck you from behind.
Saturday, February 11, 2012
Fine Whine
Are you tired of my near-constant whining?
I just wish that we were sixty-nining.
Fondly anticipating...
It is me you're fellating,
And on your lovely pussy I'm dining.
I just wish that we were sixty-nining.
Fondly anticipating...
It is me you're fellating,
And on your lovely pussy I'm dining.
Friday, February 10, 2012
Driving School
Jenny's date was a driving instructor.
From the flock of TER girls he plucked her.
He's quite shy, meek and mild.
What made Jenny go wild?
The vigorous way that he fucked her.
From the Date Series.
From the flock of TER girls he plucked her.
He's quite shy, meek and mild.
What made Jenny go wild?
The vigorous way that he fucked her.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, February 9, 2012
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
Toledo
When our travels took us to Toledo,
The fresh air sparked up Jenny's libido.
We went down to the pool,
But she wanted my tool.
For starters she pulled back my new Speedo.
From the Vacation Series.
The fresh air sparked up Jenny's libido.
We went down to the pool,
But she wanted my tool.
For starters she pulled back my new Speedo.
From the Vacation Series.
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Bone Battle
One date ends as another's commencing.
Two gents meet and the atmosphere's tensing.
Both with Jenny enamored.
Tempers flared, voices clamored.
The next moment their wieners are fencing.
Two gents meet and the atmosphere's tensing.
Both with Jenny enamored.
Tempers flared, voices clamored.
The next moment their wieners are fencing.
Monday, February 6, 2012
Time Passing
As he yanked on his stiff, throbbing pole, he
Felt the week going by much too slowly.
Not until the week's end
Would he see his dear friend.
He loved her more than all that was holy.
Felt the week going by much too slowly.
Not until the week's end
Would he see his dear friend.
He loved her more than all that was holy.
Sunday, February 5, 2012
Unwavering
My affection for you never wavered.
Every moment together I've savored.
To be your favorite guy,
For each visit I'll try
To make sure my cum's always sweet flavored.
Every moment together I've savored.
To be your favorite guy,
For each visit I'll try
To make sure my cum's always sweet flavored.
Saturday, February 4, 2012
Friday, February 3, 2012
Harry
Jenny's date towered seven foot six.
She knew not all tall men have big dicks.
Finding four inches only,
She could tell he was lonely,
And determined to give him his kicks.
A remarkable time Jenny showed him.
She kissed him, massaged him and blowed him.
They had tried sixty-nine
But were way out of line.
So she hopped on and cowgirl-rode him.
From the Date Series.
She knew not all tall men have big dicks.
Finding four inches only,
She could tell he was lonely,
And determined to give him his kicks.
A remarkable time Jenny showed him.
She kissed him, massaged him and blowed him.
They had tried sixty-nine
But were way out of line.
So she hopped on and cowgirl-rode him.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, February 2, 2012
Leisurely Lick
Lovely Lass, Let me please Lick your Labia.
I'll be tender and gentle; I'll baby ya.
Kneeling humbly before you,
My tongue longs to explore you.
Might you return the favor then, maybe? Yeah!
I'll be tender and gentle; I'll baby ya.
Kneeling humbly before you,
My tongue longs to explore you.
Might you return the favor then, maybe? Yeah!
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Dread
Every day spent without you is dreadful.
Lusty thoughts? I have got a whole headful.
When I can't text or phone
I know you're not alone.
Your rare beauty and charm keeps your bed full.
Lusty thoughts? I have got a whole headful.
When I can't text or phone
I know you're not alone.
Your rare beauty and charm keeps your bed full.
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