We met under business circumstances.
You accepted my awkward advances.
Nevermore unrequited.
Any time I'm invited
I'll come over and take off my pantses.
Limericks and erotic fiction. Fantasy and fun for the connoisseur of fine erotica... and just plain silly horny humor.
Monday, April 30, 2012
Sunday, April 29, 2012
Muddle Through
When through life's ups and downs I must muddle,
Thoughts of Jenny that heat up my blood'll
Arouse me to the point
That I'm yanking my joint.
On my belly's a hot creamy puddle.
Thoughts of Jenny that heat up my blood'll
Arouse me to the point
That I'm yanking my joint.
On my belly's a hot creamy puddle.
Shooting Blanks
Jenny's gorgeous boobs made him so hot,
'Cross the room he fired off a big shot.
Jenny was not impressed,
Having been with the best.
She asked him, "Is that all that you've got?"
'Cross the room he fired off a big shot.
Jenny was not impressed,
Having been with the best.
She asked him, "Is that all that you've got?"
Saturday, April 28, 2012
The Road Less Traveled
On our back-country biking excursion,
Thought this path might lead us to diversion.
"This looks fun!" I opined,
But dear Jenny declined.
In such matters as this, she's a virgin.
From the Anal Series.
Thought this path might lead us to diversion.
"This looks fun!" I opined,
But dear Jenny declined.
In such matters as this, she's a virgin.
From the Anal Series.
Friday, April 27, 2012
Thank You, Mistress
Jenny's date really loved being spanked.
It was his fantasy when he yanked.
She really taught him a lesson.
At the end of their session,
Mistress Jenny was profusely thanked.
From the Date Series.
It was his fantasy when he yanked.
She really taught him a lesson.
At the end of their session,
Mistress Jenny was profusely thanked.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, April 26, 2012
Tres Penes Revisited
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Ahoy, Matey!
Darling Jenny dressed up like a pirate.
Costume's great, so I stared to admire it.
I was truly impressed
With her big treasure chest.
So I told her how much I desire it.
Costume's great, so I stared to admire it.
I was truly impressed
With her big treasure chest.
So I told her how much I desire it.
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Stocking Feat
Jenny's lingerie never looked smarter.
Felt my cock couldn't get any harder.
When things got really hot,
My erection got caught.
Sadly I wound up fucking her garter.
Felt my cock couldn't get any harder.
When things got really hot,
My erection got caught.
Sadly I wound up fucking her garter.
Monday, April 23, 2012
A View To A Thrill
Jenny sits back and gives me a view.
She explains what she wants me to do.
"First your tongue will begin,
Then your big cock goes in,
and you'll fuck me 'till I say we're through!"
She explains what she wants me to do.
"First your tongue will begin,
Then your big cock goes in,
and you'll fuck me 'till I say we're through!"
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Taxable
Jenny's date was a tax-law instructor.
Kept receipts every time that he fucked her.
And, in his defense
As a business expense
He found three clever ways to deduct her.
From the Date Series.
Kept receipts every time that he fucked her.
And, in his defense
As a business expense
He found three clever ways to deduct her.
From the Date Series.
Monday, April 16, 2012
Sunday, April 15, 2012
Best Bed Ever
Our last date was a consummate smash.
When we fucked on a bed full of cash.
First we rolled in the clover,
And when it was all over,
Jenny asked me to take out her trash.
When we fucked on a bed full of cash.
First we rolled in the clover,
And when it was all over,
Jenny asked me to take out her trash.
Saturday, April 14, 2012
Frozen Assets
Don't know why Jenny skied in the nude.
Must have been the Aspen altitude.
She slipped on an icy spot --
Fresh-cold snow filled her twat.
And she froze my poor cock when we screwed.
Must have been the Aspen altitude.
She slipped on an icy spot --
Fresh-cold snow filled her twat.
And she froze my poor cock when we screwed.
Friday, April 13, 2012
Sailor
Jenny's date was a strapping young sailor.
Far from home; he grew up in a trailer.
His ship docks in L.A.,
His cock comes out to play.
He will call his gal Jenny and nail her.
From the Date Series.
Far from home; he grew up in a trailer.
His ship docks in L.A.,
His cock comes out to play.
He will call his gal Jenny and nail her.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, April 12, 2012
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Monday, April 9, 2012
Sunday, April 8, 2012
Saturday, April 7, 2012
Friday, April 6, 2012
Corkscrew
Jenny did not know quite what to do.
Seems his dick was shaped like a corkscrew.
She climbed on, and eased down.
Spun so quickly around,
That she threw off one high-heeled shoe.
From the Date Series.
Seems his dick was shaped like a corkscrew.
She climbed on, and eased down.
Spun so quickly around,
That she threw off one high-heeled shoe.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, April 5, 2012
Wednesday, April 4, 2012
Time Machine
Being with Jenny makes me feel younger.
I experience insatiable hunger.
It turns back the clock,
When she plays with my cock.
Like a teen, 'tween her legs I will tongue her.
I experience insatiable hunger.
It turns back the clock,
When she plays with my cock.
Like a teen, 'tween her legs I will tongue her.
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
Station Break
I just wanted to watch some TV.
She could not keep her mouth off of me.
My viewing interrupted
'Till at last I erupted.
Then I paddled her over my knee.
She could not keep her mouth off of me.
My viewing interrupted
'Till at last I erupted.
Then I paddled her over my knee.
Monday, April 2, 2012
Contortion
When Jenny performed this contortion,
Stretched her twat to a lengthy distortion.
With a dick of his size,
To her pleasant surprise,
She was able to take a big portion.
Stretched her twat to a lengthy distortion.
With a dick of his size,
To her pleasant surprise,
She was able to take a big portion.
Have A Stroke
What I need right now is a good stroking.
I'm as hard as a rock -- I'm not joking!
Wrap your hands 'round my shaft.
Tug it hard, fore and aft.
Soon your big, brand-new breasts I'll be soaking.
I'm as hard as a rock -- I'm not joking!
Wrap your hands 'round my shaft.
Tug it hard, fore and aft.
Soon your big, brand-new breasts I'll be soaking.
Sunday, April 1, 2012
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