Jenny's pulled her most wild stunt yet.
She's adopted this odd hybrid pet.
He's half penis, half swine.
But they get along fine.
She pets him. He gets hard. She gets wet.
Limericks and erotic fiction. Fantasy and fun for the connoisseur of fine erotica... and just plain silly horny humor.
Thursday, May 31, 2012
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Morning Wood-Less
The morning I awake boner-free
Is a day I hope never to see.
It means Jenny has strayed
From my dreams, I'm afraid.
You sure won't want to be around me.
Is a day I hope never to see.
It means Jenny has strayed
From my dreams, I'm afraid.
You sure won't want to be around me.
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Delicate
Jenny has such a delicate touch.
I so cherish her velvety clutch.
Firmly grasped, nails tease.
She know just how to please.
There's no wonder I love her so much.
From the Nails Series.
I so cherish her velvety clutch.
Firmly grasped, nails tease.
She know just how to please.
There's no wonder I love her so much.
From the Nails Series.
Monday, May 28, 2012
Sunday, May 27, 2012
The Son
Jenny's date was convinced he was Jesus.
King of Kings, dropped his robe and said "Please Us."
Her expert licking and humming,
Brought about The Second Coming.
"Hope My Father forgives when he sees us."
From the Date Series.
King of Kings, dropped his robe and said "Please Us."
Her expert licking and humming,
Brought about The Second Coming.
"Hope My Father forgives when he sees us."
From the Date Series.
Saturday, May 26, 2012
Pool Party
Jenny's friends shed their pants at the pool.
She warned them they were breaking a rule.
Dicks erect, they all floated.
Each guy Jenny deep-throated.
To ignore even one would be cruel.
She warned them they were breaking a rule.
Dicks erect, they all floated.
Each guy Jenny deep-throated.
To ignore even one would be cruel.
Friday, May 25, 2012
Surprise
Just how much I'm in love would surprise you.
In so many ways I idealize you.
Your great beauty, blithe spirit...
Though you don't want to hear it:
I would love to gently sodomize you.
From the Anal Series.
In so many ways I idealize you.
Your great beauty, blithe spirit...
Though you don't want to hear it:
I would love to gently sodomize you.
From the Anal Series.
Thursday, May 24, 2012
Extra Clean
Jenny has this incredible power.
I think of her when I'm in the shower.
All the while that I'm scrubbing,
My privates I'm rubbing.
That is why I am in there an hour.
I think of her when I'm in the shower.
All the while that I'm scrubbing,
My privates I'm rubbing.
That is why I am in there an hour.
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Floor Please
With Jenny on an elevator.
She wanted me now and not later.
Her panties came down,
And my tongue went to town.
It's the fastest that I ever ate her.
She wanted me now and not later.
Her panties came down,
And my tongue went to town.
It's the fastest that I ever ate her.
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
Dark
From her smile he knew Jenny adored him.
With her dark, perfect nails she explored him.
First she brought his cock out,
Then examined his spout.
What she did with her tongue really floored him.
From the Nails Series.
With her dark, perfect nails she explored him.
First she brought his cock out,
Then examined his spout.
What she did with her tongue really floored him.
From the Nails Series.
Monday, May 21, 2012
Eager
Jenny's new customer, this unfortunately under-equipped fellow, turned out to be a lot of fun:
He revealed his small dick with unease.
The result of a childhood disease.
This in no way affects
His desire for great sex.
He would bend over backwards to please.
From the Date Series.
Sunday, May 20, 2012
Liquid Diet
Jenny's got such a cute little bum,
Yet she hungrily gulps down my cum.
My delicious protein,
Is what keeps her so lean.
I'll make sure that each day she gets some.
Yet she hungrily gulps down my cum.
My delicious protein,
Is what keeps her so lean.
I'll make sure that each day she gets some.
Saturday, May 19, 2012
Brad & Tom
Since the night of her senior high prom,
Jenny wanted to fuck Brad and Tom.
At last she got them alone...
Their true gay colors shone.
Jenny handled the news with aplomb.
Jenny wanted to fuck Brad and Tom.
At last she got them alone...
Their true gay colors shone.
Jenny handled the news with aplomb.
Friday, May 18, 2012
Carpenter
Jenny's date just loved working with wood.
At his carpentry craft he's quite good.
He promised to thrill her,
And wanted to drill her...
I'm afraid that she misunderstood!
From the Date Series.
At his carpentry craft he's quite good.
He promised to thrill her,
And wanted to drill her...
I'm afraid that she misunderstood!
From the Date Series.
Thursday, May 17, 2012
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Champagne
One fine morning as we broke our fast,
I recalled her requests from the past.
She ordered, without fail,
"A champagne cock-tail."
This new twist brought us joy unsurpassed.
I recalled her requests from the past.
She ordered, without fail,
"A champagne cock-tail."
This new twist brought us joy unsurpassed.
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Radical Flair
Jenny's sporting new radical flair.
First she put crimson streaks in her hair.
Lovely nails, fiery red,
Draw me into her bed.
Now she wants to put this thing.... up where?!?
From the Nails Series.
First she put crimson streaks in her hair.
Lovely nails, fiery red,
Draw me into her bed.
Now she wants to put this thing.... up where?!?
From the Nails Series.
Monday, May 14, 2012
Red-Headed Stranger
I sent Jenny a romantic song,
Since it said what I'd felt all along.
But it made me feel silly,
When she'd said, "I love Willie!"
What I thought she meant... well, I was wrong.
Since it said what I'd felt all along.
But it made me feel silly,
When she'd said, "I love Willie!"
What I thought she meant... well, I was wrong.
Sunday, May 13, 2012
Invisible Lust
When I think of you, my dick starts growing.
It actually feels like it's glowing.
Memories of satisfaction,
Prompt my body's reaction.
I just pray that my boner's not showing.
It actually feels like it's glowing.
Memories of satisfaction,
Prompt my body's reaction.
I just pray that my boner's not showing.
Saturday, May 12, 2012
Hands Tied
Jenny's hands were tied behind her back.
Bound up tight, I allowed her no slack.
Face up I laid her down,
Then my tongue went to town.
Joyful hours spent licking her crack.
Bound up tight, I allowed her no slack.
Face up I laid her down,
Then my tongue went to town.
Joyful hours spent licking her crack.
Friday, May 11, 2012
Surprise
Just how much I'm in love would surprise you.
In so many ways I idealize you.
Your great beauty, blithe spirit...
Though you don't want to hear it:
I would love to gently sodomize you.
In so many ways I idealize you.
Your great beauty, blithe spirit...
Though you don't want to hear it:
I would love to gently sodomize you.
Thursday, May 10, 2012
Quack Attack
Jenny dreamed she was pestered by ducks.
All the noise from their quacks, honks and clucks.
Though she could not escape
From their penis-head rape,
They were better than most guys she fucks.
All the noise from their quacks, honks and clucks.
Though she could not escape
From their penis-head rape,
They were better than most guys she fucks.
Wednesday, May 9, 2012
Perfect Pitch
My undying love each day I've sent.
Every romantic word truly meant.
You appear in my dreams.
Quite arousing, it seems.
And look: now I have pitched you a tent.
Every romantic word truly meant.
You appear in my dreams.
Quite arousing, it seems.
And look: now I have pitched you a tent.
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
Child Pose
On her bed, Jenny posed like a child.
At the sight of her curves I went wild.
Could not help how I felt;
Right behind her I knelt.
In a flash, her tight ass I'd defiled.
At the sight of her curves I went wild.
Could not help how I felt;
Right behind her I knelt.
In a flash, her tight ass I'd defiled.
Monday, May 7, 2012
Sunday, May 6, 2012
Cross Purposes
Jenny said her legs would not uncross.
As for sex, our date would be a loss.
Jenny flatly denied it;
Wouldn't leave 'till I'd tried it...
And I certainly showed her who's boss.
As for sex, our date would be a loss.
Jenny flatly denied it;
Wouldn't leave 'till I'd tried it...
And I certainly showed her who's boss.
Saturday, May 5, 2012
Friday, May 4, 2012
Stuntman Singularity
Jenny's date was a stuntman named Duff.
Saw first time she got him in the buff:
He had only one ball,
From a movie-set fall.
Jenny found that one worked well enough.
From the Date Series.
Saw first time she got him in the buff:
He had only one ball,
From a movie-set fall.
Jenny found that one worked well enough.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, May 3, 2012
On The Beach
As we made love big breakers were pounding.
My cock plunging inside felt astounding.
By the sea, at the shore
You're my favorite whore.
Love you so much, despite how that's sounding.
My cock plunging inside felt astounding.
By the sea, at the shore
You're my favorite whore.
Love you so much, despite how that's sounding.
Wednesday, May 2, 2012
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
Preference
Many women want diamonds and furs.
But it's penis that Jenny prefers.
The right gift? Can't go wrong.
Offer her a big dong.
Anytime she wants mine, it's all hers.
But it's penis that Jenny prefers.
The right gift? Can't go wrong.
Offer her a big dong.
Anytime she wants mine, it's all hers.
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