Lonely Lila

Lila waits, with a faraway stare.
When she picks up the phone, no one's there.
Lila's put on some weight...
Her one regular date
Is each morning when she fucks this chair.

AutoCum

Thinking of you I get so excited,
Even sitting alone, sparks ignited.
My cock springs into action,
And I get satisfaction,
Even though no one else was invited.

Tantalizing Tease

I would all my possessions bequeath,
Crown your head with a fresh floral wreath:
Show me your dazzling smile,
Every once in a while,
Gently tantalize me with your teeth.

Donation

I lay at the Red Cross giving blood.
When emotion took me like a flood.
Thoughts of Jenny made me
As erect as can be.
A cute nurse told me, "You're quite a stud!"

The Son

Jenny's date was convinced he was Jesus.
King of Kings, dropped his robe and said "Please Us."
Her expert licking and humming,
Brought about The Second Coming.
"Hope My Father forgives when he sees us."

From the Date Series.

Cozy Cock

When I walked in I found Jenny sitting.
Her hands briskly engaged - is that knitting?
She remembered my size...
I should give her a prize!
Keeps me warm, and it's so perfect fitting!

Unmistakable Cue

It seems Jenny enjoys when I lick her.
There is nothing that makes her come quicker.
When she cries, "Now! Now! Now!"
I give my solemn vow:
I'm delighted that Fate made me pick her.

Patriotic

Jenny's date was deeply patriotic.
His philosophy, though, was Quixotic.
For her, too right-wing,
But for one special thing:
His big flag pole she found quite erotic.

From the Date Series.

Twice

I aspire to reach climax twice daily.
This intent has become Holy Grail-y.
The way I have it planned:
In the morning, by hand.
And at night, with a woman - or gaily.

Early to Rise

This morning I am up very early.
Missing you, dear, has made my mood surly.
Loving you beyond belief.
Just one thing brings relief:
To kiss you where your hair's short and curly.

Dunce

Jenny's date only played with her once.
He was used to much skankier cunts.
He did nothing but gripe:
"You are just not my type."
Jenny's fans all think he's quite a dunce.

From the Date Series.

Angora

Jenny modeled the dress of Angora.
Fit and color were just perfect for her.
In it she looked so fine,
Her big boobs were divine.
She's the world's most wonderful whore - Ah!

Responsibility

If you knew how rock hard I became.
And know you are the one that's to blame.
You'd say, "Dear, I believe you.
Come here, let me relieve you,"
Very soon I would scream out your name.

Twice

I aspire to reach climax twice daily.
This intent has become Holy Grail-y.
The way I have it planned:
In the morning, by hand.
And at night, with a woman - or gaily.

Champagne with a Twist

"Champagne Cocktail" was Jenny's request.
The waitress - brand new - did her best.
I found it expedient
To add my own ingredient.
Jenny loved it! To that I'll attest.

Gourdian Knot

He jerked off so much that he was bored.
Jenny's pleasures he could not afford.
This poor country bumpkin
Would not buy a pumpkin...
He resorted to fucking a gourd.

Accessory

I enjoy your bed most when we share it.
But when I have to leave, I can't bear it.
At the end, I like best
When I come on your chest,
And when you go out, you want to wear it.

Farmer

Jenny's date had a country boy's heart,
And a flair for the bucolic art.
Working hard on the farm,
His dick's long as her arm.
So he drives it around on this cart.

From the Date Series.

Stockholm

Jenny met a musician in Stockholm.
Inspired, he wrote her a rock poem.
She bent over a chair,
With her ass in the air,
And cried, "Yes!" as he drove his big cock home.

Oslomarka

Jenny wandered the forest, quite lost.
When she found something sprouting through moss.
Jenny thought it good luck,
And she wanted to fuck.
Soon this dick knew quite well who was boss!

Regal Reaction

Jenny played with the King, Sweden's ruler.
Incognito, but he couldn't fool her.
Her joy his tongue provoked,
But the bedsheets got soaked.
It turns out the old King's quite a drooler.

Fjord Focus

Of the grandeur that Norway affords,
Most spectacular are the Fjords.
Jenny found them quite striking,
And as much to her liking
As when her lovers duel with their swords.

The Milky Way

Jenny's skin: white as snow, soft as silk.
She's top-rated among girls of her ilk.
On her bed I am kneeling,
As she strokes, what a feeling!
Soon I spatter her breasts with my milk.