One fine day, Jenny had her teeth whitened.
Surgically, she had her pussy tightened.
As a personal gift,
Eyes and boobs got a lift.
Her obsession is making me frightened.
Limericks and erotic fiction. Fantasy and fun for the connoisseur of fine erotica... and just plain silly horny humor.
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Bridal Surprise
On the virginal bride's wedding night...
She anticipated great sexual delight.
She let down her long curls,
Dressed in lace, veil and pearls.
Then her groom's huge dick gave her a fright!
She anticipated great sexual delight.
She let down her long curls,
Dressed in lace, veil and pearls.
Then her groom's huge dick gave her a fright!
Monday, August 29, 2011
Taylor-Made 2
Several fans and I partied with Taylor.
Though for one guy: embarrassing failure.
My dick held her aloft,
But his kept going soft.
While the rest of us all got to nail her.
From the Famous Series.
Though for one guy: embarrassing failure.
My dick held her aloft,
But his kept going soft.
While the rest of us all got to nail her.
From the Famous Series.
Sunday, August 28, 2011
Saturday, August 27, 2011
Proxy
Bad idea, I know... but I'll risk it.
My dick's all alone; do you miss it?
For your touch I am wistful.
But instead, it's a fistful.
Here's a picture if you want to kiss it.
From the Missing Series.
My dick's all alone; do you miss it?
For your touch I am wistful.
But instead, it's a fistful.
Here's a picture if you want to kiss it.
From the Missing Series.
Friday, August 26, 2011
Plaster
Jenny's date, an erotic collector.
Her legs spread -- he knew he must select her.
During his lengthy session,
Took a plaster impression.
Now her pussy's where all can inspect her.
From the Date Series.
Her legs spread -- he knew he must select her.
During his lengthy session,
Took a plaster impression.
Now her pussy's where all can inspect her.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, August 25, 2011
Frown-Free
Being with Jenny brings me a smile.
I'm enamored with her oral style.
You won't see a frown on me
When she's going down on me.
She makes all my deception worthwhile.
I'm enamored with her oral style.
You won't see a frown on me
When she's going down on me.
She makes all my deception worthwhile.
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Writer's Interruptus
Lying here, writing poems about you.
Then my dick rises up into view.
He knows you're his best friend.
He's too hard, just won't bend.
Now imagine what I'm going to do...
Then my dick rises up into view.
He knows you're his best friend.
He's too hard, just won't bend.
Now imagine what I'm going to do...
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
Glossy Red
She surprised me with red, shiny lacquer.
An adornment for which I did hanker.
First my plums she caressed,
Then held my cock to her breast.
For that visual delight I must thank her.
From the Nails Series.
An adornment for which I did hanker.
First my plums she caressed,
Then held my cock to her breast.
For that visual delight I must thank her.
From the Nails Series.
Monday, August 22, 2011
Sunday, August 21, 2011
Saturday, August 20, 2011
Until Then
I'm sure one day you'll tell me, "Go stick it!"
But until then, my craving - I can't kick it.
I'd kneel next to your bed,
Part your legs with my head,
With your pussy right where I could lick it.
But until then, my craving - I can't kick it.
I'd kneel next to your bed,
Part your legs with my head,
With your pussy right where I could lick it.
Friday, August 19, 2011
Shot on Goal
Jenny's date was an NHL goalie.
When he aimed for her tight backside hole, he
Found that she blocked his shot.
She guided him to her twat.
There he found ecstasies that were holy.
From the Date Series.
When he aimed for her tight backside hole, he
Found that she blocked his shot.
She guided him to her twat.
There he found ecstasies that were holy.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, August 18, 2011
First and Forever
Came to you with my cock fully loaded.
Into your hungry mouth I exploded.
After I nearly fainted,
We got better acquainted.
Now to you I'm hopelessly devoted.
Recalling our first time together...
Into your hungry mouth I exploded.
After I nearly fainted,
We got better acquainted.
Now to you I'm hopelessly devoted.
Recalling our first time together...
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Off the Menu
Took my love out for a dining treat.
Found a new and special place to eat.
I thought this local venue
Had an appealing menu:
Seems they serve her favorite kind of meat.
Found a new and special place to eat.
I thought this local venue
Had an appealing menu:
Seems they serve her favorite kind of meat.
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Possessed
I don't know what must have possessed her.
Guess my oral attention impressed her.
When she returned the favor,
Filled her mouth with my flavor.
At fellatio there's no one can best her.
Guess my oral attention impressed her.
When she returned the favor,
Filled her mouth with my flavor.
At fellatio there's no one can best her.
Monday, August 15, 2011
Sunday, August 14, 2011
Saturday, August 13, 2011
Friday, August 12, 2011
Tattoos
Jenny's date has several penis tattoos.
Decorated in reds, greens and blues.
Though she finds him quite charming,
Its appearance: alarming.
She hopes they won't rub off when he screws.
From the Date Series.
Decorated in reds, greens and blues.
Though she finds him quite charming,
Its appearance: alarming.
She hopes they won't rub off when he screws.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, August 11, 2011
France
Took Jenny on a wine tour of France.
There we shared a delightful romance.
We stayed in fine chateaux.
Sampled vintage Bordeaux.
Every night I would get in her pants.
From the Vacation Series.
There we shared a delightful romance.
We stayed in fine chateaux.
Sampled vintage Bordeaux.
Every night I would get in her pants.
From the Vacation Series.
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Umber
Jenny's nails are a warm, earthy umber.
Her touch rouses my cock from his slumber.
Her caress, I expect,
Will bring him erect,
Then he'll find out how deep he can plumb her.
From the Nails Series.
Her touch rouses my cock from his slumber.
Her caress, I expect,
Will bring him erect,
Then he'll find out how deep he can plumb her.
From the Nails Series.
Monday, August 8, 2011
Sunday, August 7, 2011
Kate
Some pals and I partied with Kate.
Pre-wedding... can't remember the date.
Though it might seem disloyal
Since she is now a Royal:
She's gorgeous, but in bed - not so great.
The Princess declines sex with the Prince.
Just the thought of his breath makes her wince.
Said the former Ms. Middleton:
Willy's dick is a little one.
She's craved much bigger ones ever since.
From the Famous Series.
Pre-wedding... can't remember the date.
Though it might seem disloyal
Since she is now a Royal:
She's gorgeous, but in bed - not so great.
The Princess declines sex with the Prince.
Just the thought of his breath makes her wince.
Said the former Ms. Middleton:
Willy's dick is a little one.
She's craved much bigger ones ever since.
From the Famous Series.
Saturday, August 6, 2011
Field of Dreams
Jenny sees all these dicks every week.
She compliments every one as unique.
In amid all these penii,
If you have a keen eye,
You might even find mine, should you seek.
She compliments every one as unique.
In amid all these penii,
If you have a keen eye,
You might even find mine, should you seek.
Friday, August 5, 2011
Misplaced Endowment
Jenny's transvestite date from Van Nuys
Had a dick of remarkable size.
He called it his "clitty".
Seems to me such a pity
To waste big cocks on sissified guys.
From the Date Series.
Had a dick of remarkable size.
He called it his "clitty".
Seems to me such a pity
To waste big cocks on sissified guys.
From the Date Series.
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Space Shot
I must see you again very soon.
Would love to spend the whole afternoon.
Too long since our refresher.
I've built up so much pressure,
Jerking off, my cumshot hit the moon.
Would love to spend the whole afternoon.
Too long since our refresher.
I've built up so much pressure,
Jerking off, my cumshot hit the moon.
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Snail's Pace
This week it seems like time is creeping.
So depressed, I sit silently weeping.
Facing life's complications,
I now run low on patience,
When together I wish we were sleeping.
So depressed, I sit silently weeping.
Facing life's complications,
I now run low on patience,
When together I wish we were sleeping.
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Monday, August 1, 2011
Taylor-Made
Sometimes my sexy thoughts go adrift,
I fantasize of young Taylor Swift.
If she'd give me a whirl,
I would do her cowgirl...
If she saw this, I think she'd be miffed.
From the Famous Series.
I fantasize of young Taylor Swift.
If she'd give me a whirl,
I would do her cowgirl...
If she saw this, I think she'd be miffed.
From the Famous Series.
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