Pre-wedding... can't remember the date.
Though it might seem disloyal
Since she is now a Royal:
She's gorgeous, but in bed - not so great.
The Princess declines sex with the Prince.
Just the thought of his breath makes her wince.
Said the former Ms. Middleton:
Willy's dick is a little one.
She's craved much bigger ones ever since.
From the Famous Series.
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